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Can We Ever Understand Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

2009-04-15T02:31:00.002-07:00

Subject: Can we ever understand men?

Because I%26#039;m a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a

wire long after hypothermia has set in.

Because I%26#039;m a man, when the car isn%26#039;t running very well, I will pop

the

hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I%26#039;m looking at. If

another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, %26quot;I used to be

able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and

everything, I wouldn%26#039;t, know where to start.%26quot;

Because I%26#039;m a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me

soup

and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You%26#039;re a woman. You

never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn%26#039;t a problem.

Because I%26#039;m a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at

the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic

items like %26quot;cumin%26quot; or %26quot;tofu.%26quot; For all I know, these are the same

thing.

And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for

which %26quot;feminine hygiene product%26quot; is a euphemism.

Because I%26#039;m a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will

insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost

me

twice as, much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back

together.

Because I%26#039;m a man, I must hold the television remote control in my

hand

while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole

show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding

a

calculator).

Because I%26#039;m a man, I don%26#039;t think we%26#039;re all that lost, and no, I don%26#039;t

think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a

complete stranger? I mean, how on earth could he know where we%26#039;re

going?

Because I%26#039;m a man, whatever you get your mother for Mother%26#039;s Day is

okay; I don%26#039;t need to see it. And while you%26#039;re at it, don%26#039;t forget to

pick up something for my mother, also. And, please sign the card too.

Because I%26#039;m a man, you don%26#039;t have to ask me if I liked the movie.

Chances are, if you%26#039;re crying at the end of it, I didn%26#039;t.

Because I%26#039;m a man, I think what you%26#039;re wearing is fine. I thought what

you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes

is fine. With the belt or without it---looks fine. Your hair is fine.

You look fine. Can we just go now?

This has been a public service message for Women to better understand

the Male species.

Can We Ever Understand Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Women will never understand men and vice versa. That%26#039;s what makes life intertersting.
Reply:yes you can understand men if you are a perfect woman
Reply:because i am aman i%26#039;ll nver answer your questions
Reply:LOL.
Reply:because you%26#039;re a woman you shave your eyebrows off then paint them back on , because you%26#039;re a woman you say you%26#039;re looking for a real man ,then you get boob jobs , luposuction, dye your hair , because you%26#039;re a woman you tell us don%26#039;t lie then get mad when you ask does this make me look fat , because you%26#039;re a woman you have over 100 sets of clothes then tell us you don%26#039;t have a thing to wear, because you%26#039;re a woman you say you hate people who gossip , then start talking about the neighbor lady who you think is a hooker
Reply:te-he so true lol but the remote yeah thats me I can%26#039;t let it out of my sight and when I do I search for it while my show is on and then i%26#039;ll find something to distract me usually my cellphone lol ♥
Reply:too many unanswered questions...:)

gives me doubt too...:)
Reply:i love men, well my man i think the annoying things just make me love them more.... they put up with our habits and i reakon we have a lot more than them
Reply:%26quot;Son, if you don%26#039;t stop masturbating, you%26#039;ll go blind!

Dad,

I%26#039;m over here!
Reply:no, if they do spmething wrong thats coz they forgot but if we did thats our foolishness!!
Reply:no
Reply:It is strange, but the older they get, the more mellow they are. So the younger ones are hard to understand, but so are women. However, as you age, you become best friends, and all that other stuff just goes away. You understand each other and if you have lasted very long with each other, you just love each other in spite of it all. By that time, it is all over almost, so you better try harder sooner and you will have a better life together. You understand and it just does not really matter the older you get. We have lots of fun, and never argue any more. Been married too long I guess. I can%26#039;t tell you how long, because you would think I was too old, he,he.
Reply:woman = wo + man

so......u can
Reply:Yes. I can understand them and my understanding is that they are all puppies. Feed them, love them and play with them.

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So we are having an 8th grade celebration, what do you think of these?

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Usually its the 8th grade banquet =\, now its the 8th grade celebration. So it casual, what do you think of these bermuda shorts?

http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index...

also, if you have time could you look on websites and help me pick out something to wear? I if you like the shorts pick like a CUTE top, maybe some shoes, jewelry. If you dont like them pick a new pair. They HAVE to be the long kind though. I dont care what website you get the clothes from!

So we are having an 8th grade celebration, what do you think of these?
i like the shorts just pair them with a flowy white/off white shirt and you%26#039;ll be gorgeous!
Reply:Those shorts are Cute! Wear this shirt with it!http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index...

http://www.hollisterco.com/webapp/wcs/st...

and then wear the tank under it it will look really cute!

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Reply:well i kinda look on other sites...

here%26#039;s the picture...

http://i30.tinypic.com/vym620.jpg

the top and bottom are from aeropostale

and the wedges are from ae
Reply:i would say wear the shorts with a plain gray or white tank or t shirt and wedges. then wear a few layered necklaces in different lengths.
Reply:i like abrecrombie better~
Reply:which top??

its the wrong link
Reply:those are bomb

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Bcoz i am a man?

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Because I%26#039;m a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.

Because I%26#039;m a man, when the car isn%26#039;t running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I%26#039;m looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, %26quot;I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn%26#039;t know where to start.%26quot; We will then drink beer.

Because I%26#039;m a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn%26#039;t an issue.

Because I%26#039;m a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like %26quot;Cumin%26quot; or %26quot;Tofu%26quot;. For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which %26quot;feminine hygiene product%26quot; is a euphemism.

Because I%26#039;m a man, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I%26#039;m a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).

Because I%26#039;m a man, I don%26#039;t think we%26#039;re all that lost, and no, I don%26#039;t think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger -- I mean, how the hell could he know where we%26#039;re going?

Because I%26#039;m a man, there is no need to ask me what I%26#039;m thinking about. The answer is always either sex or baseball, though I have to make up something else when you ask, so don%26#039;t.

Because I%26#039;m a man, I am capable of announcing, %26quot;One more beer and I really have to go%26quot;, and mean it every single time I say it, even when it gets to the point that the one bar closes and my buddies and I have to go hunt down another. I will find it increasingly hilarious to have my pals call you to tell you I%26#039;ll be home soon, and no, I don%26#039;t understand why you threw all my clothes into the front yard. Like, what%26#039;s the connection?

Because I%26#039;m a man, you don%26#039;t have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you%26#039;re crying at the end of it, I didn%26#039;t.

Because I%26#039;m a man, yes, I have to turn up the radio when Bruce Springsteen or The Doors comes on, and then, yes, I have to tell you every single time about how Bruce had his picture on the cover of Time and Newsweek the same day, or how Jim Morrison is buried in Paris and everyone visits his grave. Please do not behave as if you do not find this fascinating.

Because I%26#039;m a man, I think what you%26#039;re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Because I%26#039;m a man, and this is, after all, the 90%26#039;s, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, and the dishes. I%26#039;ll do the rest.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FOR WOMEN, TO BETTER UNDERSTAND THE MALE ANIMAL.

Bcoz i am a man?
Wow. Must have taken some time to type all this! Shawn, this is another one you have hit right on target! So true, so right. Of course there are some exceptions... but like I said %26quot;some%26quot;.
Reply:Shawn can I ask you what was your purpose to write this message?

and could you break from this mold?
Reply:Sorry mate but you actually tink people can be bothered to read all that!!??? jeez
Reply:are talking about my husband personally there cause that is him to a T
Reply:Because I%26#039;m a woman, I already know everything. Heh.
Reply:i agee..yes
Reply:whatever!
Reply:We are great.
Reply:its good a little long but good
Reply:Because I am women.......I%26#039;ll leave this one alone...
Reply:i understand more than you think...

lol...

:)...GOD BLESS!! and thnx 4 the message
Reply:ha ha ha
Reply:WOW.COOL!STAR 4 YOU!
Reply:I don%26#039;t know if everything is of you, but i do like this text, and i do like men as they are, if they weren%26#039;t as they are, the world shall be annoying. kisses

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She just being friendly or is she interested?? Looking for PLAYER advice!! VER LONG WILL GIVE POINTS!?

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1. For example she would ask me what shoe looks better on me, and i would say everything looks good

on you, your too cute. Etc. She seems to shy away from these comments, looks away or ignored i said it,

but doesnt seem like a %26quot;get out of my face%26quot; look or anything.

2. I would joke around make fun of stuff shes self-concisous about herself, in a joking manner, but i dont

overdo it..

3. I would flirt by making stupid bets, saying if i sold this item today u gotta buy me a dinner, etc...

She would laff and say what about my bf? I say who cares?? she laffs (it shows i aint

scared, hopefully) Later that nite she sold the product i was suppose to sell (go figure) i asked her to

buy me dinner, she said haha i sold it though, and then i said then ill buy dinner,

she looked at me smiling and said ok haha..and said im a buy something expensive and laffed.

She just being friendly or is she interested?? Looking for PLAYER advice!! VER LONG WILL GIVE POINTS!?
dam as long as question but here i go..aight well she likes u i can almost sure..she does n by the way she wants u to feel here legs a gud sign u got a chance of hittin it..( im just sayin)....since her bf%26#039;s goin to korea(wat now were in war againist Korea?)aight well u got the better of it keep workin at it with her..u lookin gud rite now u don%26#039;t need much advice ..but if u do yea n fo real korean girls r freaks i use date this korean n black girl..dam she was an animal fo real...n she wa sfine 2..mayne ..they gud fo real...
Reply:sounds like she likes you, as much as you like her.

take her out and enjoy yourselves and see what happens.

if you two are old enogh or at least if it is ok with your parents.
Reply:LOL korean

here we go ima gonna write a novel

ima korean....

ive dated korean nunas, korean nurses, random korean girls i met at clubs, my korean professor, ive even dated my ex girlfriends best friend, and her friend at the same time.

all these things I am not proud of because i learned many things the hard way, and ive had my heart broken. by the girl i loved.

let me tell ya this man....

korean girls are the hottest, sexyest, naughtiest, most fun beautiful women in the world.... BUT

they are also the most foxest sly girls man.

yeah hell, U may think that your got this girl on a fcukin leash, but from what ima read.... shes got you on her pinky man. no offence

the prettier the slyer in my opinion. bet shes the hottest little thing you ever seen and touched. dun let it go sooo fast...

a girl whos met ya for a week.... and shes already touching you.. (when girls touch, its an indication to other women that YOU are taken by HER) OMg i can Just seee her doing that man.... accidently brushing by you, her hair like blowing in your face.... LOLZ

have you Ever met her BF? hes mite be the nicest thingy alive. proli unlucky thing too, hes going to army.... and you proli dun have to, yeah she KNows the inevitable that once in army two whole years.. she wants out.

shes could be using you. using you to get out, using you coz you treat her like a princess. shes proli gonna date you guys both, and slowly stop sending letters to her bf. shiftly little thing

dunno man.... its only been a short period of time.

BUT on the other hand...

i could be Totally wrong... maybe this girl is alrite, maybe she aint the vixen ima imagining from what you wrote.

mayb shes scared, scared that she cant push you away strongly, after all getting a job in korea is reali reali hard, and ur bosses son. %26gt;.%26lt; but.... i doubt it.

i recon shes got a little sumthing for ya. if your looking for fun, and you dun reali reali like her, yeah go ahead man...

but NEVER EVER EVER listen to what a girl says about her BF. girls say alot of crap about their men, when they in distress....

they just gotta let it out some place... half of it usuali aient even true. yeah her talking bout her BF... thats what her girls friends are for. shes a real piece of work using that on you.

Oh and one more thing... if a guy was to pull my woman while me going tripping... id get ma bro to fcuk him without a second thought, so find out who the guy is b4 you jump in the love garden
Reply:I don%26#039;t think she likes you like that. I think that she is just friendly. I think that she needs to stop sending you mixed messages. Why don%26#039;t you just ask her if she likes you, then you will know. I flirt with guys and talk to them how she talks to you all the time and when I go home, they don%26#039;t even cross my mind.
Reply:i think she is interested but at the same time i believe she is confused.you should either give it more time and the answers your looking for may be revealed,or talk to her about how you feel,keep in mind you have only known her for a short time.
Reply:imo

she%26#039;s looking for a 3rd to party,

3some

@ topic maker

who cares what my questions are about?

look at what i have for best answers and answers....

btw being a %26quot;pimp%26quot; means u dont ask for relationship help online. which i obviously dont.
Reply:its total no no what do you think if she acts kool then shes yours if she has a bf then how come she would like you

if you have that much guts just tell her that you are in love with her just bare the reaction

risk is life bro

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She telling me to backoff? Friends?? Or is she interested?? Looking For Player Advice ITS VERY LONG!!?

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1. I Called her cute couple of times, 1-2 times every couple of days.. to give her hints.

For example she would ask me what shoe looks better on me, and i would say everything looks good

on you, your too cute. Etc. She seems to shy away from these comments, looks away or ignored i said it,

but doesnt seem like a %26quot;get out of my face%26quot; look or anything.

2. I would joke around make fun of stuff shes self-concisous about herself, i call her chubby

in a joking manner, she would laugh hit me in the arm, but i dont overdo it.

3. I would flirt by making stupid bets, saying if i sold this item today u gotta buy me a dinner, etc...

She would laff and say what about my bf? I say who cares?? she laffs (it shows i aint

scared, hopefully) Later that nite she sold the product i was suppose to sell (go figure) i asked her to

buy me dinner, she said haha i sold it though, and then i said then ill buy dinner,

she looked at me smiling and said ok haha..and said im a buy something expensive and laffed.

She telling me to backoff? Friends?? Or is she interested?? Looking For Player Advice ITS VERY LONG!!?
dude thats cold, going for a girl who is takin by a guy who is in the army no less. i get what your sayin but seems a bit low.
Reply:I%26#039;m a girl. Yeah, she likes you, but she has a boyfriend. You shoudn%26#039;t be messing with her, you%26#039;re gonna ruin it with her and her boyfriend. And all you wanna do is tap that anyways. Bad, bad boy!
Reply:Say homboi the boyfriend doesnt matter he might as not even be mentioned. Jus out of nowhere invite her to go do somthin with ya like catch a flick or somplace kewl and if she calles it a date then thats what it is.
Reply:Hate to say but you%26#039;re kinda coming on too strong. Flattery is nice but you%26#039;ve only known her a week. Cool it and just be normal. She%26#039;s got a boyfriend. If you back off and if she is interested, she will come to you. (Like flirt and be more touchy, cause it sounds like she%26#039;s a toucher.)

Get to know her a little better and then see if she%26#039;ll go out with you but you%26#039;re kinda coming off a little desperate because any opportunity you have you%26#039;re putting yourself out as %26quot;available%26quot;. You just need to be smoother... Don%26#039;t act like she%26#039;s the first hot thing you%26#039;ve ever seen. Like you%26#039;re not needy for the company of a female. (Even if you have to lie...but be realistic in your lying)

BTW: joking or not no girl really likes to be called chubby.
Reply:well duh she likes you. even though she has a bf. that is leaving she knows this. and you guys constanly flirt with each other... it%26#039;s really common sense. when he leaves guess what going to happen? your coming into the picture.
Reply:flirt with her more. but you are in korea, and what you are doing isnt playing, your looking for a girlfriend.
Reply:BOTH 19 AND IMPRESSIONABLE. DOES SHE LIKE YOU OR YOUR DAD IS THE OWNER STATUS?.

BOYFRIEND GOING OVERSEAS AND HAS NOT ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM IS A DEFINITE PLUS+

LISTEN TO YOUR HEART. IF YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU HAVE ABOVE A LOT YOU LIKE HER AND SE IS INTERESTED IN YOU?

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So, Osama Walks into This Bar, See?

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and Bush says, %26quot;Whad%26#039;l%26#039;ya have, pardner?%26quot; and Osama says...

But wait a minute. I%26#039;d better shut my mouth. The sign here in the airport says, %26quot;Security is no joking matter.%26quot; But if security%26#039;s no joking matter, why does this guy dressed in a high-school marching band outfit tell me to dump my Frappuccino and take off my shoes? All I can say is, Thank the Lord the %26quot;shoe bomber%26quot; didn%26#039;t carry Semtex in his underpants.

Today%26#039;s a RED and ORANGE ALERT day. How odd. They just caught the British guys with the chemistry sets. But when these guys were about to blow up airliners, the USA was on YELLOW alert. That%26#039;s a %26quot;lowered%26quot; threat notice.

According to the press office from the Department of Homeland Security, lowered-threat Yellow means that there were no special inspections of passengers or cargo. Isn%26#039;t it nice of Mr. Bush to alert Osama when half our security forces are given the day off? Hmm. I asked an Israeli security expert why his nation doesn%26#039;t use these pretty color codes.

He asked me if, when I woke up, I checked the day%26#039;s terror color.

%26quot;I can%26#039;t say I ever have. I mean, who would?%26quot;

He smiled. %26quot;The terrorists.%26quot;

America is the only nation on the planet that kindly informs bombers, hijackers and berserkers the days on which they won%26#039;t be monitored. You%26#039;ve got to get up pretty early in the morning to get a jump on George Bush%26#039;s team.

There are three possible explanations for the Administration%26#039;s publishing a good-day-for-bombing color guidebook.

1. God is on Osama%26#039;s side.

2. George is on Osama%26#039;s side.

3. Fear sells better than sex.

A gold star if you picked #3.

The Fear Factory

I%26#039;m going to tell you something which is straight-up heresy: America is not under attack by terrorists. There is no WAR on terror because, except for one day five years ago, al Qaeda has pretty much left us alone.

That%26#039;s because Osama got what he wanted. There%26#039;s no mystery about what Al Qaeda was after. Like everyone from the Girl Scouts to Bono, Osama put his wish on his web site. He had a single demand: %26quot;Crusaders out of the land of the two Holy Places.%26quot; To translate: get US troops out of Saudi Arabia.

And George Bush gave it to him. On April 29, 2003, two days before landing on the aircraft carrier Lincoln, our self-described %26quot;War President%26quot; quietly put out a notice that he was withdrawing our troops from Saudi soil. In other words, our cowering cowboy gave in whimpering to Osama%26#039;s demand.

The press took no note. They were all wiggie over Bush%26#039;s waddling around the carrier deck in a disco-aged jump suit announcing, %26quot;MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.%26quot; But it wasn%26#039;t America%26#039;s mission that was accomplished, it was Osama%26#039;s.

Am I saying there%26#039;s no danger, no threat? Sure there is: 46 million Americans don%26#039;t have health insurance. IBM is legally stealing from its employees%26#039; pension plan and United Airlines has dumped its pensions altogether. Four-million three-hundred thousand Americans were injured, made sick or killed by their jobs last year. TXU Corporation is right now building four monster-sized power plants in Texas that will burn skuzzy gunk called %26quot;lignite.%26quot; The filth it will pour into the sky will snuff a heck of a lot more Americans than some goofy group of fanatics with bottles of hydrogen peroxide.

But Americans don%26#039;t ask for real protection from what%26#039;s killing us. The War on Terror is the Weapon of Mass Distraction. Instead of demanding health insurance, we have 59 million of our fellow citizens pooping in their pants with fear of Al Qaeda, waddling to the polls, crying, %26quot;Georgie save us!%26quot;

And what does he give us? In my own small town, the federal government has paid for loading an SUV with .50 caliber machine guns to watch for an Al Qaeda attack at the dock of the ferry that takes tourists to the Indian casino in Connecticut. The casino dock is my town%26#039;s officially designated %26quot;Critical Asset and Vulnerability Infrastructure Point (CAVIP).%26quot; (To find the most vulnerable points to attack in the USA, Al Qaeda can download a list from the Department of Homeland Security -- no kidding.)

But that%26#039;s not all. Bush is protecting us from English hijackers with a fearsome anti-terrorist tool: the Virginia-class submarine. The V-boat was originally meant to hunt Soviet subs. But there are no more Soviet subs. So, General Dynamics and Lockheed Martin have %26quot;refitted%26quot; these Cold War dinosaurs with new torpedoes redesigned to carry counter-terror commandoes. That%26#039;s right: when we find Osama%26#039;s beach house, we can shoot our boys right up under his picnic table and take him out. These Marines-in-a-tube injector boats cost $2.5 billion each -- and our President%26#039;s ordered half a dozen new ones.

Lynn Cheney, the Veep%26#039;s wife, still takes in compensation from Lockheed as a former board member. I%26#039;m sure that has nothing to do with this multi-billion dollar %26quot;anti-terror%26quot; contract.

Fear sells better than sex. Fear is the sales pitch for many lucrative products: from billion-dollar sailor injectors to one very lucrative war in Mesopotamia (a third of a trillion dollars doled out, no audits, no questions asked).

Better than toothpaste that makes our teeth whiter than white, this stuff will make us safer than safe. It%26#039;s political junk food, the cheap filling in the flashy tube. What we don%26#039;t get is safety from the real dangers: a life-threatening health-care system, lung-murdering pollution production and a trade deficit with China that%26#039;s reducing mid-America to coolie status. Protecting us from these true threats would take a slice of the profits of the Lockheeds, the Exxons and the rest of the owning class.

War on Terror is class war by other means -- to keep you from asking for real protection from true menace, the landlords of our nation give you fake protection from manufactured dangers. And they remind you to be afraid every time you fly to see Aunt Millie and have to give up your hemorrhoid ointment to the underpaid guy in the bell-hop suit with a security badge.

Oh, hey, you never got the punch line.

So, Osama Walks into This Bar, See? and Bush says, %26quot;Whad%26#039;l%26#039;ya have, pardner?%26quot; and Osama says, %26quot;Well, George, what are you serving today?%26quot; and Bush says, %26quot;Fear,%26quot; and Osama shouts, %26quot;Fear for everybody!%26quot; and George pours it on for the crowd. Then the presidential bartender says, %26quot;Hey, who%26#039;s buying?%26quot; and Osama points a thumb at the crowd sucking down their brew. %26quot;They are,%26quot; he says. And the two of them share a quiet laugh.

So, Osama Walks into This Bar, See?
I think you misunderstood the name of this section of Yahoo!

It is called Yahoo! Answers, not Yahoo! Political Rants. And, although I don%26#039;t like Bush as President either, please ask a question or go somewhere else with your views.
Reply:This is great! Good story. I say to the USA....Shame on you!! You bully!! Report It

Reply:After I had to scroll through your question I forgot my answer.
Reply:%26quot;Here, here, well spoken, Bruce.%26quot;

(A little Monty Python ought to kick things up a notch.)
Reply:I have to agree with the shoe bomber joke. I actually parodied a CNN article about the liquids ban in regards to clothing, but my wife has yet to put it on her blog, and I am too lazy to get one (if I do, I will be expected to keep adding to it...). Ah well, such is life.

Just don%26#039;t bother flying, if you can help it.

I prefer the joke %26quot;A man walks into a bar.%26quot;

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She interested or just being friendly?? Looking for playas advice. ONLY!! VERY LONG will give points!!!?

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She being nice or is she interested??? This is VERY LONG but please help ill give points!!?

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1. I Called her cute couple of times, 1-2 times every couple of days.. to give her hints.

For example she would ask me what shoe looks better on me, and i would say everything looks good

on you, your too cute. Etc. She seems to shy away from these comments, looks away or ignored i said it,

but doesnt seem like a %26quot;get out of my face%26quot; look or anything.

2. I would joke around make fun of stuff shes self-concisous about herself, call her chubby,

in a joking manner, she would laugh hit me in the arm, but i dont overdo it.

3. I would flirt by making stupid bets, saying if i sold this item today u gotta buy me a dinner, etc...

She would laff and say what about my bf? I say who cares?? she laffs (it shows i aint

scared, hopefully) Later that nite she sold the product i was suppose to sell (go figure) i asked her to

buy me dinner, she said haha i sold it though, and then i said then ill buy dinner,

she looked at me smiling and said ok haha..and said im a buy something expensive and laffed.

She being nice or is she interested??? This is VERY LONG but please help ill give points!!?
she is interested.......
Reply:Yeah girls definately love to be called chubby, you keep it up slick.
Reply:i dont think she likes you

she brings up her boyfriend so that you%26#039;ll get the hint that she already likes someone else

the reason she laughs is because she%26#039;s just trying to be polite and also she%26#039;s uncomfortable. and plus you said you are the owners son so she doesn%26#039;t want to get on your bad side

also a lot of girls get offended if you call them chubby even if they act like they%26#039;re not angry inside they%26#039;re hurt so like thats not a good flirting tactic
Reply:Well, I wouldn%26#039;t call her chubby anymore--especially if she%26#039;s self concious about it; it%26#039;s just plain--not funny. This is a bit hard to answer since I%26#039;m in America and I don%26#039;t know the Korean culture about personal space and touch. But I would say that she is interested if she regularly makes physical contact with you when it%26#039;s not necessary. While some people are %26quot;touchy%26quot; in a friendly manner, it%26#039;s often seen as rude behavior--impeding on others%26#039; personal space. If she weren%26#039;t interested she would say %26quot;no, I have a bf%26quot; instead of %26quot;what about my bf?%26quot; but it sounds as if she%26#039;s getting herself into a situation that is conflicting and she doesn%26#039;t know what to do about it.

Just be the big guy and say, %26quot;I like you and I%26#039;d like to get to know you better, lets have lunch, dinner, coffee, etc.%26quot; if she says, %26quot;no, I have a bf%26quot; then you know she%26#039;s serious about her beau. The worst she can say is %26quot;no%26quot;--then it%26#039;s over and you can stop stressing about whether or not she is interested in you.

Good luck.
Reply:well maybe is just being nice, i guess she saw your attitude with her close brother, cousin or boyfriend which she misses a lot...if you want you can talk to her i guess there is nothing wrong about being true to yourself ....it is a way things would be clear to both of you since she had a boyfriend.

nwei, gudlak.
Reply:Dude please stop teasing her that aint good, to be honest same thing happened to me, but the kicker is he did all those things your doing it got him trouble though cause he went to far at work but what im trying to say is i didnt know he liked me,,,, you got to be bold and direct, she may suspect it but you never really siad it either,,,, got for it all you can get is a yes or no,,,, i say do it!!!!!
Reply:idk i just read the last line
Reply:I think she%26#039;s just nice, sorry.
Reply:first of all your the ******* owners son, of course she%26#039;s gotta be nice to you. 2nd she has a boyfriend, 3rd you only known her for a week, and finally she seems to want to be friends but she doesn%26#039;t want anything else. Most girls ***** about their guys, it%26#039;s what they do. Dude, way to fit chubby in their smoothly. I always say %26quot;hey fatty%26quot; then ask her to make the pillsbarry doughboy sound as you poke her.!!!!!! It totally gets em! if that doesn%26#039;t work ask if she%26#039;s a chipmonk or if when she%26#039;s due....chicks ******* love that!

books

She feeling me or just being friendly?

2009-04-15T02:29:00.001-07:00

What do you think about a guy wearing these?

2009-04-15T02:29:00.000-07:00

My last question was about these 2 pair of shoes. Now I have shown them to my friend and now he says he likes both pairs and would like to get some for himself. He has small feet so he can fit them. He don%26#039;t care that they are womens. He is not gay by far(not to disrespect those who are). Here are the links to the shoes. I will show him the responses to this question. We would appreciate your input. He does have feminine looking feet with no hair. Thanks.

http://www.skechers.com/catalog/browse.d...

http://www.famousfootwear.com/product.as...

What do you think about a guy wearing these?
They won%26#039;t look like he thinks they will on his feet. I think he probably must think they are going to be like those shoes guys wear poolside or whatever, but they will not look like guys shoes even though a guy is wearing them.

The scoop (where the top of his foot will show) is a no doubt about it 100% women only style of cut.

On the other hand, if he likes the shoes and doesn%26#039;t care if everyone knows they%26#039;re girls shoes, then he should go for it.

I wouldn%26#039;t think anything of it if I saw a guy wearing those shoes, because I have worn shoes that nobody else liked except me. I say f_ck %26#039;em, my shoes don%26#039;t own me.

Clearly many of the answerers on here would have a problem with those shoes.

But you don%26#039;t have to care what other people think.
Reply:They are women%26#039;s shoes! He would certainly look a bit gay if he wore them! You wouldn%26#039;t catch my husband wearing them!
Reply:umm... i think they would look kind of goofy on a dude. sorry...but those are definitely chick shoes.
Reply:NO - definitely not suitable

These are for girls
Reply:Dude, don%26#039;t get the shoes. I%26#039;m not a homophob in the least, but if I saw any guy wearing those i%26#039;d look at my GF and say, %26quot;What the Fu*k%26quot;, and we%26#039;d probably agree he was gay. It would be like seeing a man walking around in a skirt.... same reaction.

It%26#039;s your decision and you are your own, %26quot;Man%26quot;... But i%26#039;d give up a nut before I started cross dressing.

Best of luck.
Reply:Are you SURE he%26#039;s not a homer sectual?
Reply:am afraid for a guy those shoes inparticular are way too girly for men it would just look so silly for someone who is not gay or a gal. for the girl though those shoes are way cool and look comfy get them for the lady friend she will love you for it and for the male friend in mind i recommend you get some boyish style shoes there are some funky ones there good luck
Reply:Eat what you like BUT wear what poeple like !!!!!!!!
Reply:nice shoes!

for a girl not for a guy though
Reply:I personally wouldn%26#039;t buy them for a male, but if he likes them and would feel comfortable in them then why not!? xx
Reply:both look like ballet shoes to me....get him some DM%26#039;s or Timberlands...bloody fruitcake...lol
Reply:They look like adapted ballet shoes, so unless he%26#039;s really into ballet and thus his mind is already a little warped, then he is clearly gay.
Reply:i%26#039;m sorry but these are the worst unflattering absolutely minging shoes i%26#039;ve ever seen,he%26#039;ll be a laughing stock
Reply:No! what on earth are you and he are thinking of, buying a pair of womens trainers is very bizarre, especially for a boy/man!

You can get loads of styles for men, why choose womens?
Reply:those would look really bad on a guy!
Reply:I don%26#039;t think they%26#039;re right at all for a guy
Reply:he cant wear those! no, no, no!
Reply:They are going to look stupid on a guy unless he plans on becoming a transvestite by wearing only womens clothes and makeup too.
Reply:ok both of you will have to deal with this issue because seriously hes gay and neither of you know it yet
Reply:How about a nice skirt and top to go with them. They have to be the most non male wearing shoe ever.

I hope he can handle himself, I would imagine that he would get bashed wearing those.

Oh!, and what about self respect?.

But what do I know ( I wear Ice Cream)
Reply:It seems your friend has more of a womans character than that of a man. It seems in his upbringing he has not been taught the difference between a womans taste from that of a man.

The fact of the matter we were created differently to meet the desires of the other. You Have work to do toshow him what he is required to do as a man or the way he is supposed to wear.

Talk to him when the time is right and explain to him the difference.

Best of luck.
Reply:I%26#039;d think he%26#039;s pretty comfortable with himself and like to wear shoes that are light and comfortable.
Reply:those are SUPER girly shoes! doesn%26#039;t make him gay for liking them, just means he has bad male fashion/shoe sense...which actually makes him quite the opposite of gay, haha. anyway, the shoes are really cute for a girl! and they look soooo comfy!!!
Reply:im sure that little queer will look ravashing at the butt bangers ball
Reply:i think there ugly
Reply:nice shoes for girls..
Reply:The second ones are the best...certainly not for the male type though.
Reply:They look like slippers. Thats ok, I wore slippers almost everywhere for a year, but he likely would get a lot of weird looks. I sure did.
Reply:quite gay i might say

visual arts

Wal*Mart jokes are still funny?

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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them

and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

4. Don%26#039;t bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply %26#039;moving them around%26#039;)

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the

spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,

especially in thin aisles.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off

and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, %26quot;Hi. I haven%26#039;t seen

you in so long.%26quot; etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them %26#039;Bob%26#039;, and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself

loud enough for all to hear, %26quot;Who buys this crap anyway?!%26quot;

15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don%26#039;t actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are

taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet

behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say %26quot;BEEP%26quot; in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and

when they say you didn%26#039;t buy it there say %26quot;The customer is always right dammit!!%26quot; Make a scene.

21. Move %26quot;Caution : Wet Floor%26quot; signs to The parking lot

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other

aisles.

24. Ask a really fat customer %26quot;Son im gonna need that ham back%26quot;

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,

%26quot;I%26#039;m Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave.%26quot;

26. Climb things.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell %26quot;hello%26quot;

upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to %26quot;boobs%26quot;.

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between

them yelling %26quot;Red Rover.%26quot;

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any

in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a %26#039;Shnerple%26#039; looks like to assist them.

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale

battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Put your T-Shirt on top of your head and say %26quot;I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I AM A GRINGO!%26quot;

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.

40. Say things like, %26quot;Would you be so kind as to direct me to

your Twinkies.%26quot;

41. Set up a %26quot;Valet Parking%26quot; sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet

section, etc.

44. %26quot;Re-alphabetize%26quot; the CD%26#039;s using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with

various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at

something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as %26#039;A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline%26#039;.

47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to

the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don%26#039;t get out

much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Start playing Football, see how many people you can get to join in.

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

53. Play a game of indoor freeze tag.

54. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window %26quot;the British are coming! the British are coming!!%26quot;

55. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes.

56. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saing %26quot;I%26#039;m gonna save us from that bomb!%26quot;

57. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

58. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

59. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

60. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught.

Wal*Mart jokes are still funny?
halarious.. i have done a few of these...
Reply:2 free pts wooow!
Reply:i got that in an email 10 years ago, lol, i guess..
Reply:wut the f*ck?
Reply:I was in the eye doctor%26#039;s office in our local wal-mart the other day, and there was this dude in there getting his glasses fitted....we live in Kentucky and he had this thick (sounded like New Jersey) accent....he was talking to the technician and she ask him if he was allergic to anything, he said:

%26quot;yeah, i%26#039;m allergic to beer%26quot;

%26quot;BEER! no?%26quot; she replys

%26quot;yeah....it makes me break out in black-eyes and handcuffs!%26quot;
Reply:no
Reply:ALIENSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:You seem to have an obsession with Wal Mart.
Reply:Jeez, I forgot....what was the question?

makeup tips

What would you think about these on a guy?

2009-04-15T02:28:00.002-07:00

Random Fun Question #2?

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find some shoes from finishline.com that will look good with these jeans (NIKE) i dont care what the price is.

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Random Fun Question #2?
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they r keds but i think they could work out with those jeans
Reply:http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...

x
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like thosee

small business web

Puma Shoes?

2009-04-15T02:28:00.000-07:00

I just got a new pair of puma shoes:

(where the black is I have green)

http://www.buckle.com/media/images/produ...

and was wondering? They don%26#039;t look gay do they? Like I don%26#039;t care what people say but it gets annoying. Thanks for the answers.

Puma Shoes?
they dont look gay unless you wear fitted/ripped jeans a polo with a popped collar with them.

hope i helped!

-lena
Reply:it depends on what you wear them with just return them if you don%26#039;t like them
Reply:noo they dont look gay unless you dont kno how to rock them
Reply:i love pumas and the green sounds awsome be different and pumas are not gayyyyyyyy
Reply:pumas are one of the greatest thing that was ever invaded in shoes.

They have some comfortable shoes. In a matter effect I%26#039;m wearing one now. And my legs feels like in haven dude.
Reply:nahh there cute
Reply:They look good don%26#039;t worry about it

mobile

Should we give money to poor ppl?

2009-04-15T02:27:00.003-07:00

ZAKAAT (Alms)

Ramadan is the month of giving and benevolence, the Messenger was more benevolent than a falling rain. Muslims are encouraged to emulate the Messenger of Allah (saas), to assess and pay their Zakaat during the month of Ramadan, thus combining the two pillars of Islam at the same time.

Zakaat (alms) is the name of what a believer returns out of his or her wealth to the neediest of Muslims for the sake of the Almighty Allah. It is called Zakaat because the word Zakaat is from Zakaa which means, to increase, purify and bless.

Who Should Give Zakaat

The obligation of Zakaat is mandatory on every Muslim who possesses the minimum Nisaab, whether the person is man, woman, young, old sane or insane. Because the proof of Zakaat in Al-Qur`an and Sunnah is general and does not exclude young or insane. Allah (SWT) stated that: %26quot;Of their goods take alms so that thou mightiest purify and sanctify them...%26quot; (Al-Qur`an, 9: 103)

Imam Ibn Hazim said that every Muslim young or old sane or insane needs to cleanse his or her wealth with Zakaat because of generality of the evidence. Anas bin Malik reported that the Messenger of Allah (saas) said: %26quot;Trade with the money of the orphan, lest it is eaten up by Zakaat.%26quot; (At-Tabraani) In another Hadith `Amru bin Shuaib related from his grandfather that the Messenger of Allah said:

%26quot;Whoever is entrusted with money of an orphan should trade with it and should not leave it sitting to be used up by charity.%26quot; (Tirmidhi)

The point of reference in these reports is that the Messenger (saas) urged the trustee on the estate of people who due to age or other reasons cannot manage their own financial affairs, to invest it in a business that will yield a return and make it grow until they are in a position to do so themselves. For, if proper investment is not made with an ophan%26#039;s inheritance, it will be depleted by charity, thus leaving the orphan with little or nothing.

The Nisaab

The Lawgiver, Allah has prescribed the minimum amount that is obligatory for Zakaat in different ranges of properties, and that minimum amount is known as nisaab. The reason for nisaab is to ensure that no one is forced to give Zakaat out of what he or she does not have, and that no wealth goes without Zakaat. Nisaab is also an insurance against the tyranny of the state to tax the poor and or the neediest as is the case in many countries. Nisaab is a reference point for the average Muslim who is not sure whether he possesses the minimum wealth on which Zakaat is obligatory. The wealthy need not worry about the Nisaab. Zakaat is obligatory on their entire wealth and must be paid out at the end of financial year that they set for their Zakaat.

The Nisaab will not be valid unless it fulfills two conditions:

1) The amount that has reached Nisaab must be the excess or surplus known as %26quot;faadil%26quot; from one%26#039;s essential needs such as food, clothing, housing, vehicles, tools and machinery that is used in business. The essentials for living are exempted from Zakaat.

Although what constitutes nisaab may change from one country to another, the amount that is needed for the basic needs of living in different countries is very similar, because the market place determines the prices, whether it is an official market or a non-official market. In the poorest countries people do without or live below the poverty standard, and that is why many go hungry or without basic essentials.

However, we must realize that Zakaat is an act of worship (ebadah) like Salaat. The element of intention (niyyah) is necessary, and we should not overly rely on state agencies to determine for us the requirements of our religious duty. The so called the %26quot;consumption basket%26quot; (that is poverty level as determined the social security administration which are updated every fiscal year) may not be the same as what Islam considers minimum Nisaab.

In the industrialized countries, the consumption basket may include items that are not necessarily essential, such as entertainment, extra clothing, variety of food, eating in restaurant or eating at home, owning more than one car as opposed to having three cars in the driveway, drinking water as opposed to juices, eating regular food or special %26quot;health%26quot; food. This is why I believe it is essential that we do not lose site of the fact that Zakaat is ebadah of wealth, like salaat and fasting. Non Muslims may consider all the things mentioned above as essentials while Muslims will not. Indeed, no Muslims in good standing will attempt to hide behind the label of consumption basket so as to evade Zakaat.

Nisaab eliminates the possibility of injustice or unfair treatment of the Zakaat payer. To suggest that if we do not follow the rules of International Monetary Fund or the arbitrary figures of social security administration or department of agriculture we will be doing injustice to the Zakaat payer is ludicrous.

2) Nisaab must mature, that is the money is not liable for Zakaat unless it has remained a full year in the possession of a person. This is the understanding of the majority of the scholars. Imam Abu Hanifah (raa) said: %26quot;What should be considered is the existence of nisaab at the beginning and the end of the Zakaat year set by the payer%26quot;. It does not matter if the nisaab money increases or decreases during the calendar year, as we will explain later.

This condition does not include farm produce, for it is due on the day it is harvested. Allah (SWT) stated: %26quot;... But render the dues that are proper on the day that the harvest is gathered...%26quot; (Al-Qur`an, 6: 141) According to Imam Al-`Abadi, (raa) Zakaat money is of two kinds: one that by its nature can not be invested and Zakaat of this category is due on the day of harvest. This includes all the farm produce that is liable for Zakaat. The other is wealth that can be invested in the hope of a good return, like cash, gold or silver, because the opportunity is there that cash in one%26#039;s hand can be invested for a good return. This includes currency investment, merchandise and livestock. Their Zakaat is not due until they have matured in one full year.

The proof of this condition is the Hadith related by Ibn `Umar that the Messenger of Allah (saas) said: %26quot;He who acquires property is not liable for Zakaat on it till a year passes.%26quot; According to Ibn Rushd (raa) this is the understanding of the majority of scholars, including the four rightly guided Khalifahs.

Zakaat Of Salaries

The condition of yearly term maturity applies to the commodities on which the Lawgiver said Zakaat is due, and this includes silver, gold, modern paper currency and livestock. Paper currency is analogous to silver, therefore, it takes the case of silver. There is no Zakaat on salary, earned income from wage earners or professionals or independent contractors until such money matures in a full year. There is no such thing as paying your Zakaat on the day you receive your paycheck. What the wage earner must know is that he or she can purify that money with charity (sadaqah) anytime they cash the paycheck. Allah (SWT) states: %26quot;And in their wealth and possessions (was remembered) the right of the needy, he who asks and he who (for some reason) was prevented (from asking).%26quot; (Al-Qur`an, 51: 19).

We can deduce from the concept of %26quot;yearly maturity%26quot; of wealth on which Zakaat is due as encouraging, among other things, saving on the part of the Zakaat payer, and enhances the chances for eradicating poverty, because if the poor receives his rightful share of Zakaat there will be the possibility that he can take Zakaat money and invest it and become a Zakaat payer instead of recipient. This possibility will be lost if he receives few Zakaat dollars every month. To say that the wage earner just brings his check home and spends everything on necessities and lives from check to check with nothing left over means the person is eligible for Zakaat.

Using farm produce as analogous to salary for Zakaat is wrong analogy. As Imam Al-`Abadi said, these are two different categories of money. $2, 500.00 cash can be invested by the person and expect a good return whereas it will be difficult to invest a bushel of corn. It can be traded as a commodity, which is what it is. This why we must know that analogy has rules that must be followed before it is applied. Certainly the jurists are unanimous that earned income, known as almal al-mustafadah, should either be added to existing money and wait until that amount reaches maturity and then give their Zakaat; or if there is no money on hand the time one possesses this money, he or she should wait one full year before assessing it for Zakaat.

Zakaat is one of the five pillars of Islam and a vital element in the religion of Islam. It is the twin sister of Salaat. In Al-Qur`an, Allah (SWT) stated: %26quot;So establish regular Prayer and give regular Alms; and obey the Messenger; that you may receive mercy.%26quot; (Al-Qur`an, 24: 56) Also, %26quot;...Establish regular Prayer and give regular Alms, and loan to Allah a beautiful loan....%26quot; (Al-Qur`an, 73: 20) %26quot;And they have been commanded no more than this: to worship Allah, offering Him sincere devotion, being true (in faith); to establish regular Prayer and to practice regular charity; and that is the religion right and straight.%26quot; (Al-Qur`an, 98: 5)

In a famous Hadith reported by `Umar Bin Khattab (raa), the Messenger of Allah (saas) responded to Jibreel (as) and said: %26quot;... Islam is to testify that there is no deity but Allah and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah, to perform the prayer, to pay Zakaat, to observe fasting in Ramadan, and to make pilgrimage to the house of Allah if you are able to do os....%26quot; (Bukhari, Muslim)

There is consensus among Muslim scholars that it is mandatory on every believer who is financially able. Whoever knowingly denies this obligation, while he possesses the minimum amount, would be considered a disbeliever and a renegade from Islam. Whoever is stingy, or tries to cheat, is considered among the wrongdoers. Zakaat is mandatory on four categories of items.

1. Farm produce of seeds and fruits, such as wheat, barley, rice, dates, raisins, cocoa, pistachios, coffee, cashews. Allah (SWT) stated: %26quot;O you who believe, give of the good things which you have (honorably) earned, and of the fruits of the earth which We have produced for you...%26quot; (Al-Qur`an, 2: 267) Also: %26quot;... But render the dues that are proper on the day that the harvest is gathered...%26quot; (Al-Qur`an, 6: 141) Thus, these two verses and many others indicate that Zakaat is due on farm products that reached the minimum amount (nisaab). No farm product is liable for Zakaat unless it is a product that is considered as food and can be stocked or saved naturally without refrigeration. If the produce is perishable fruit, such as grapes, there is no Zakaat. But if one sells them they will pay their Zakaat on the profit earned when it matures.

The nisaab is 612 kilos, which equals 1,346.40 lb. There is no Zakaat on produce that is less than this amount. If the farm produce or crops grow dependant on rainwater, or without any man%26#039;s labor or irrigation, Zakaat due is one-tenth of the total. If it is grown by irrigation, then the Zakaat due is half of one-tenth of the total produce. There is no Zakaat on fruits like apples or oranges or vegetables which are perishable and need refrigeration for long storage, but they should be considered as any income if the profit earned from their sale reaches the amount of Zakaat, then Zakaat should be given.

2. Cattle, including camels, cows, sheep and goats, that are freely graze and are raised for trade and production. For Zakaat to be obligatory, the number must reach the nisaab. The nisaab of camels is five, of cows 30, of sheep and goats, 40. By freely grazing is meant the animal goes out to feed without the owner buying or bringing it feed or hay. If it is not a grazing animal, there is no Zakaat in the stock by itself. The stock will, however, be considered as articles of trade, then will be assessed for Zakaat as articles of trade when the profit earned from their sale reaches the amount by itself or in combination with other articles of the trade.

3. Merchandise and goods of trade and commerce. This includes anything that is obtained for the business of buying and selling: land, animals, food provisions, fabric, cars, spare parts, etc. This inventory is evaluated annually and assessed for Zakaat, whether the value is the same as the amount spent on it, more, or less. The owners of grocery stores, like any other business, must evaluate every item and give their Zakaat. Simple bookkeeping of inventory, orders, cash on hand, and credits, that is non-delinquent loans, will give one a good picture of the zakaatable assets. But if one is unable to account for everything in the store or shop, he should assess it according to his ability until he is sure that his conscience is clear.

There is no Zakaat on what is within one%26#039;s dwelling or property which includes food, drinks, furniture, houses, animals, cars, clothes and shoes. The only exception is gold and silver. There is no Zakaat on assets from rentals or lease, whether they are apartment units, taxi cabs, etc. That is, there is no Zakaat on the apartment units, buses or cars for rental like yellow cabs company or trucks for rental or equipments. But there is Zakaat on the proceeds or incomes from these rental assets if these assets reach the executable amount, either by themselves or in combination with other assets.

Business Activities

Many scholars are of the opinion that any business activity that brings any return to the entrepreneur or investor should be assessed for Zakaat. If the activity has a prescribed nisaab, such as gold, silver or paper currency, that nisaab is applied for Zakaat. But if the business has no declared nisaab, its nisaab is the nisaab of commerce, one reason being that most business activities are considered as commerce and because, in actual fact, it is not factitious business name, such as GM, Apple or GE that is taxed for Zakaat, it is the individual investor. We do not tax cooperations such IBM, Apple, GM or Rajihy Bank but the individual investors, share holders and owners of these corporations.

Indeed, there are enough rules in Zakaat books to cover all types of business activity, be it cash or risk investment. If the business activity is analogous to commerce, it should be assessed the same rate as commerce. To subject the business to a different Zakaat rate of 10%, which is the rate of farm products instead of its correct rate of 2.5%, the rate of commerce, is unfair and unjustified. Besides, there is no proof, even a weak one, to justify this unfair arbitrary taxation. The difference between 2.5% and 10% is high. The Zakaat system is not like a state revenue collection, but Allah%26#039;s `ebadah. However, if a business person decides to give more than 2.5% after deducting all the expenses including depreciation, Allah (SWT) will accept it from him.

4. Gold and silver, whether used for commerce or jewelry. Allah (SWT) states: %26quot;...And there are those who bury gold and silver and spend it not in the way of Allah: announce unto them a most grievous penalty. On the day when heat will be produced out of that (wealth) in the fire of hell, and with it will be branded their foreheads, their flanks and their backs. This is the (treasure) which you buried for yourselves: taste you, then, the (treasures) you buried.%26quot; (Al-Qur`an, 9: 34-35). By hoarding is meant refusal to give it in the path of Allah, which includes Zakaat.

In a hadith reported by Abu Hurairah (raa), the Messenger of Allah (saas) said: %26quot;For the owner or possessor of gold and silver who does not fulfill its obligation, on the Day of Resurrection it will be cast into sheets of fire and be branded on his forehead, side and back. Whenever it cools it is to be repeated for him in a day whose length is the length of fifty thousand years, until the judgement is rendered among the people.%26quot; (Muslim). By its obligation is meant assessing it for Zakaat. In another version: %26quot;No possessor of a treasure who does not give its Zakaat.%26quot;

Zakaat is mandatory in gold and silver, irrespective of its form: in coins, raw or nugget, or jewelry for wearing, or for rent, because of the generality of evidence of Zakaat without any detail. In a report by Abdullah bin `Amr bin `Aas (raa), he related that a woman came to the Messenger of Allah with her daughter. On the daughter%26#039;s wrist were two heavy gold bracelets. The Messenger asked her, %26quot;Do you pay Zakaat on this?%26quot; She replied, %26quot;No.%26quot; The Messenger said: %26quot;Would it please you that Allah will encircle you with two bracelets of fire?%26quot; The reporter commented that she took them off and threw them down in front of the Messenger, and said: %26quot;They are for Allah and his Messenger.%26quot; (Ahmed, Tirmidhi).

The Messenger%26#039;s wife reported that: %26quot;The Messenger entered into my house and saw in my hand a huge ring made of silver, so he asked, `What is this?%26#039; I replied, `I made them to beautify myself for you, O Messenger of Allah.%26#039; He inquired, `Do you give their Zakaat?%26#039; I said, `No,%26#039; or `Allah willing.%26#039; He said: `It will suffice you in the hellfire.%26#039;%26quot; (Abu Dawuud).

Zakaat is due on gold when it reaches the amount of (nisaab), which is 20 Dinaar. According to a hadith, the Messenger said: %26quot;No Zakaat on you is due until it reaches 20 dinaar.%26quot; (Abu Dawud) The Islamic dinaar (currency) is one mithqal, a unit of weight which weighs four and one quarter of a gram. Thus, the nisaab is 85 grams. This is equal to $30.00 US dollars.

Similarly, there is no Zakaat on silver until it reaches five oqiyah, because the Messenger said: %26quot;There is no Zakaat on less then five oqiyah.%26quot; (Muslim/Bukhari) Oqiyah is equal to forty Islamic dirhams. The nisaab is 200 dirhams. One dirham is equivalent to 595 grams. The zakaatable amount in both the gold and silver is a quarter of a tenth only.

Paper Currency

There is Zakaat on modern paper currency because it is equivalent to silver. During the early days of Islam, silver and gold were the currency of exchange minted into dirham for silver and dinaar for gold. Silver, not gold, had a larger circulation. Thus many scholars are of opinion that silver should be the standard for the paper currencies of today because that is more advantageous to the Zakaat payer, as it raises the minimum nisaab whereas gold lowers it. Although both metals are no longer circulated, they are still considered as a security against ever fluctuating paper money.

Silver should be used as a standard to assess Zakaat annually, not paper currency, even if the currency is hard currency like the US dollar, Yen and Deutch Mark or Pound Sterling. Because these currencies are backed by political decisions that may not have anything to do with the economy, the value and strength of this paper money depends largely on all haram usury system of interest rates.

Thus, the Zakaat payer should look up in the local newspaper%26#039;s financial or business section for the price of silver which is currently about $3.82. per ounce. The nisaab, then, is 596 x .04=28.80 ounce multiplied by$3.82= 90.91. therefore. The nisaab is about $100.00, as of December 17, 1991.

The nisaab should be based on the market value of the currency. If the money is hard currency, there will be no problem, but if the money is a non-marketable currency, like most currencies in the third world countries, the nisaab should be based on the black market, which realistically reflects the value of the currency on the money market. In any case, the silver rate should be used to assess the Zakaat.

If the nisaab is determined, the zakaatable amount is 2.5%, or .025 multiplied by the amount. For instance, if the zakaatable amount is $56,000.00 it will be 56,000. x .025 = $1,400.00.

Zakaat is due on gold, silver, and or paper currency, whether it is cash in hand or credit in the hands of borrowers. Zakaat is due on debts or cost of merchandize or rental money. If the borrower is a wealthy person that you know will pay back the debt, the lender (that is Halaal lending free of usury) should include that money in the assessment and give its Zakaat. However, one can delay Zakaat on a loan until he receives payment, then return its Zakaat for the past years that he was unable to assess for Zakaat. If the borrower is poor or is refusing to pay the debt, there will be no Zakaat on the money until the lender receives the money. Then he will assess it for Zakaat of one past due year, but there will be no Zakaat in the years before that.

There is no Zakaat on precious stones such as diamonds, or metals such uranium, regardless of their value. Gold and silver, of course are assessed for Zakaat. However, if a person possesses any of these stones or metals, he should give their Zakaat like any other articles of trade. If a person possesses diamonds or any other precious stones as an edge against inflation or for ornaments, there will no Zakaat on these.

How To Give Zakaat

Zakaat may be assessed and returned in two ways:

a) Make a record of all money earned, either daily or monthly, which has reached the nisaab and remains in the treasury. The Zakaat of that money would be due one year later on the same day the money was earned and reached nisaab. This means every month%26#039;s income must be set aside and assessed for Zakaat and so will be the case for the rest of the months. For instance, the income of January, 1991 will be assessed for Zakaat in January, 1992, and the income of February, 1991 will be assessed for Zakaat in February 1992, etc. This method of assessing Zakaat is very difficult because it entails complete bookkeeping of daily or monthly earnings.

b) The best way is to set a day or a month, preferably Ramadan, for your annual Zakaat return calendar, say Ramadan 1st, 1412. One year later on the same day Ramadan, 1413, your Zakaat is due and payable. Whatever is in the savings is due for Zakaat, regardless of whether all the amount in the savings reaches a year or not. For instance: if you have $20,000.00 in the savings account on the 1st of Ramadan, 1412 and one year later by the 1st of Ramadan, 1413 there is $50, 000.00, your Zakaat will be assessed for $50,000.00, that is: $50.000.00 x .025= $1,250.00. If, on the other hand, by the 1st of Ramadan, 1413 the amount in the savings is $15,000.00, your Zakaat will be for the amount in the savings, that is $15,000.00 x .025= $375.00. This method is the best because it is easy to assess, meets one%26#039;s obligation and relieve one%26#039;s conscience.

The Recipient Of Zakaat

Knowing who qualifies as recipient of Zakaat is an important aspect of Zakaat collection in Islam. Fortunately, Allah (SWT) has been merciful to us in that He Himself spelled out the people eligible to receive Zakaat. In Surah Tawbah He stated:

%26quot;Alms are for the poor and the needy; and those employed to administer (the funds); for those whose hearts have been (recently) reconciled (to truth); for those in bondage and in debt; in the cause of Allah; and for the wayfarer: (thus is it) ordained by Allah, and Allah is full of knowledge and wisdom.%26quot; (Al-Qur`an, 9: 60) In this verse Allah enumerated the people who deserve this divine welfare, and they are as follows:

The poor and the needy. These are individuals, and those under their care, to live on. By the poor and needy is meant the people whose income or salaries, or whatever material goods they have, fall short of the cost of living in a given environment and economy. The poor and the needy should be given what will suffice them and their families for one full year. The needy who want to get married and have no means should be given enough for this purpose, and so, too, the student who needs money for tuition, rent, food, and books. The working poor should be given supplementary Zakaat. But the wealthy, or any person with enough income to live on should not be given Zakaat, even if they asked for it. Instead, they should be warned and admonished for asking for what does not belong to them.

In a hadith reported by Abdullah bin `Umar, the Messenger of Allah (saas) stated: %26quot;A man keeps on asking others for something till he comes on the day of Resurrection without any piece of flesh on his face.%26quot; (Bukhari/Muslim). This hadith indicates a humiliating appearance before Allah (SWT) that awaits a person who asks illegally.

Some said: this hadith implies Allah will punish a person with the very limb, the face, that he used to impress on others to give him their money unlawfully.

In another hadith reported by Abu Hurairah, the Messenger of Allah said: %26quot;Whoever asks people for their money so as to get rich, he is asking for flames of fire. It is up to him to ask for more or less (he should beware).%26quot; (Muslim) This hadith indicates the severity of the punishment, the more one asks the more punishment, the less one asks the less the punishment.

In another hadith, reported by Hakeem bin Hizaam said: I begged the Messenger of Allah and he gave me. I begged again, and he gave me. I begged again and he gave me. He then said: %26quot;This money is green and sweet; he who receives it from people with a cheerful heart, Allah will bless him in it; he who receives it, with an avaricious mind would not be blessed in it. He will be like the person who eats without being satisfied; and the upper hand is better than the lower hand%26quot; (Muslim)

This hadith gave an analogy between money and green, ripened fruit that people love to eat. Thus, it indicates that both are greatly loved but easily finished. For money that is easy come easy go, one must be careful about the punishment that awaits the illegal eater. If a person asks for Zakaat and there are no signs of wealth, and he does not know that he should not ask, or a person who is well and able, who can work, but does not; if these people do not know that it is not permissible for them to ask, it may be given anyway.

In a hadith reported by Ahmed, Abu Dawud, and Nasa%26#039;e, two men came to the Messenger of Allah (saas) and asked for Zakaat. He looked at them closely and found them strong and able, he said, %26quot;If you want I will give you. But you should know that the wealthy or an able person who can work has no share in Zakaat%26quot; (Ahmad)

Those who administer the Zakaat department, assigning people for collecting, bookkeeping, making lists of people eligible for Zakaat, and a financial calendar. These people will receive Zakaat as compensation for their work, even if they are wealthy. This does not include a person who works as an agent for one or two wealthy people to take Zakaat for himself. They should donate their time for Zakaat disbursement and do it with honesty and truthfulness. If they can not, they should be paid or rewarded for their time. In a hadith related by Abu Musa Al-Ashi`ari (raa), the Messenger of Allah said: %26quot;A trustworthy Muslim executor is the one who executes completely what has been entrusted to him of Zakaat money in good faith.%26quot; (Bukhari)

That is, he will give the Zakaat money to any of the eligible recipients of Zakaat. He should carry on the duty voluntarily, but if he can not distribute the money without being paid, the Zakaat payer should pay him for his work. The payment for the service of distributing Zakaat should not come out of Zakaat money.

The new converts to Islam whose hearts we want to harmonize into the fold of Islam, either because their faith is weak or we are afraid of their being harmed, should be given Zakaat to strengthen their Iman or until we no longer fear their harm.

The bonds person who has contracted with his master to buy himself out of bondage deserve Zakaat and should be given enough to pay off their debt to the master and be freed themselves; similarly, Muslim prisoners of war if their freedom is tied to monetary payment, deserve Zakaat sufficient enough to secure their release.

On the other hand, if a pearson accidently killed someone and have no means to pay off the blood money, he should be helped from Zakaat funds.

The people in debt are of two kinds:

(A) The guarantor, who takes the responsibility of someone else%26#039;s debt so as to reconcile the two warring parties, to extinguish the fire of fitnah between them. If the person requests Zakaat money to pay off this debt he should be given it, which will encourage him to continue in this noble cause.

In a hadith reported by Qubaysah Al-Hilaaly (raa), he said I was under debt (hamaalah) and I came to the Messenger (saas) and begged him to help me pay it off. The Messenger told him: %26quot;Wait until we receive charity, so we will command that it be given to you.%26quot; However, the Messenger stated: %26quot;O Qubaysah, begging is not permitted except for one of three categories of people:

A man who has incurred debt (as guarantor to reconcile blood wit) for him begging is permissible till he pays that off, after which he must stop it; a man whose property has been destroyed by calamity which has smitten him; for him begging is permissible till he gets what will support life or will provide him reasonable subsistence; and a man who has been smitten by poverty, the genuineness of which should be confirmed by three knowledgeable members of his people; for him begging is permissible till he gets what will support him, or will provide him subsistence. Besides these three, Qubaysah, begging is forbidden for every other persons, and one who engages in such consumes that which is forbidden.%26quot; (Muslim)

(B) Whoever incurs debt and has no money to pay it back will be given from Zakaat to help pay his debt, whether the amount is large or small; or his creditor should be paid directly on his behalf, so long as it is paid off.

Zakaat can be given in the path of Allah. By this is meant to finance a Jihad effort in the path of Allah, not for Jihad for other reasons. The fighter (mujahid) will be given as salary what will be enough for him. If he needs to buy arms or some other supplies related to the war effort, Zakaat money should be used provided the effort is to raise the banner of Islam.

The wayfarer. This is the traveller who in a strange land runs out of money. He or she deserves Zakaat, enough money to take him back to his country, even if he is wealthy and can find someone to loan him the money. On his part, he should take with him on his trip sufficient money, if he is wealthy, so that he will not need Zakaat. Zakaat money can not be used to pay off other obligations, such as giving Zakaat money to people you are obligated to take care of by law; or Zakaat money can not be used to pay for hotel and food expenses.

It is, however, permissible to give Zakaat to a wife or family member, provided it is not part of their daily living expense money, but is needed to pay off a debt for one%26#039;s wife if she can not pay it. So is the case for one%26#039;s parents if they can not pay their debt.

Zakaat money may be given to members of the family for their expenses if one is not obligated to take care of them financially. The wife can pay off a debt of her husband with Zakaat money, because he may be among the eight eligible recipients and she is not obligated to spend on him as he is on her.

The eight eligible recipients of Zakaat can be denied their right to Zakaat without proof from Al-Qur`an or Sunnah. In a hadith reported by Ibn Mas`ud, his wife Zaynab heard the Messenger of Allah order women to give Zakaat, so she asked the Messenger (saas): %26quot; O Messenger of Allah, you commanded us to give Zakaat, and I have jewelry that I wanted to assess for Zakaat, but my husband Abdullah bin Mas`ud claimed that his son deserves it more than anyone.%26quot; The Messenger replied: Your husband Ibn Mas`ud is right. Your son deserves your charity more than anyone.%26quot; In another hadith reported by Salman bin `Aamir, he said the Messenger of Allah said: %26quot; Charity to the poor is only charity, but charity to the rest of kind is charity and maintenance of relations (sillah).%26quot; (Nisaee)

No loan should be written off as Zakaat because Zakaat is taken and given. Allah (SWT) said: %26quot;Of their goods take alms....%26quot; (Al-Qur`an, 9: 103) And in a Hadith the Messenger has been reported as saying: %26quot;Allah has mandated on you Zakaat to be taken from the wealthy and to be given to the poor.%26quot; Thus, writing off debt is not taken. For instance, If you loan a person money, you can not write off that loan as a Zakaat. However, it could be written off as sadaqah charity. Furthermore, loan, delinquent or not, is considered an absent money, therefore, it should not be transacted in Zakaat. for Zakaat is assessed only in cash in hand. Besides, debt money is valued less than cash in the hand, and using that money for alms is like exchanging good money for bad.

The assessor of alms should try to give his Zakaat to an eligible person, but if he makes a mistake and gives it to an ineligible person it is accepted. In a hadith related by Abu Hurairah, he said the Messenger said:

%26quot;A man expressed his intention to give charity, so he came with his charity and placed it in the hand of an adulteress. In the morning the people were talking and saying charity was given to an adulteress last night. The donor said: O Allah, to thee be the Praise - charity to an adulteress! He then again expressed his intention to give charity, so he went out with it and placed it in the hand of a rich person. In the morning the people were talking and saying charity was given to a rich person. The donor said, O Allah to You be the praise - charity to a rich man! He then expressed his intention to give charity, so he went out with his charity and placed it in the hand of a thief. In the morning the people were talking and saying charity to the thief. So the man said, O Allah to You be the praise (what a misfortune that charity has been given) to the adulteress, the rich and the thief! Then someone came to him and told him your charity has been accepted. As for the adulteress the charity might become the means whereby she might restrain from fornication. The rich man might perhaps learn a lesson and spend from what Allah has given him, and the thief might thereby restrain from committing theft. (Muslim/ Bukhari)

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Should we give money to poor ppl?
The answer is: YES

Please do not mind but I--and many other readers--- would nave preferred a shorter, more concise, question

Thank you for drawing our attention to to the need for giving in charity.
Reply:Check 1--- Check 2, we already are
Reply:While I agree with the basis of the concept of CHARITY, I dont need a listing of DOGMA to point out the importance of it. To show charity is to show we are human and have compassion for our fellows. I have on many occasions taken the homeless into my home and helped them to get back on their feet. I dont need a %26quot;HOLIDAY%26quot; to tell me that I have to do it. Sometimes it has take a yrs or more to assist them. Sometimes, they dont want to make the effort to help themselves. Either way I MADE the effort. I dont need an Inman, priest or rabbi to tell me my obligation to my fellow man.

BTW, Only once did they take what was not offered. They took money or property that was not offered freely. I foreited well over $10,000 over the last 20 yrs in cash not to mention the food and lodging. I dont care about that. I have recieved my reward in the one%26#039;s that made it and went on to repay it by helping others. Most of the losses where emotional, very few were materiel.
Reply:Is there a Reader%26#039;s Digest or %26quot;edited for television%26quot; version of your question? You had me in earnest for about three paragraphs, then my brain started malfunctioning and eventually turned to liquid and ran out of my ears.

Could it be that you weren%26#039;t really asking a question? Could it be that you were, instead, rather forcefully asserting your opinion, and you don%26#039;t give a flying hoot what anybody answers?

Your alleged question: %26quot;Should we be charitable?%26quot;

My brief answer: %26quot;Yes.%26quot;

You might win more converts to your faith (you%26#039;re pretty obviously recruiting, here) if you made the subject more approachable. I like to at least try to be open minded, but, man...
Reply:if you have spare change......why not?............
Reply:I wish I had the time to read your long thesis. Can you just post a website for those who are interested?

From now on, I will neglect all those cut and paste articles. You are getting boring now...can%26#039;t you see?
Reply:Listen don%26#039;t care what your believes our we should help someone if you have the opportunity and have the desire too. We should why not is the better question Jesus was all for it and so should we . Because no matter what anyone says he is the son of GOD whether some will believe it or not .

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What shoes?

2009-04-15T02:27:00.002-07:00

this might be a stupid question, but i dont care, i am going to go see my familt in arkansas and we decided to go rent some cabins and go canoeing and cave exploring...but i dont know what shoes to wear? my pretty nice addidas my converse or Roos? i like to keep my expencive shoes nice, like my addidas, but i want it to be comfortable and good support for my feet? heres pictures of my shoes...http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/u/K/conve... they look like this but diffrent color and pattern

http://www.urbanshoes.net/images/product... they look like this exept white with purple accents

http://www.academy.com/index.php?page=co... then sorta like this execpt blue

What shoes?
i like the first one more, but the adidas will be better for good support
Reply:personally i recommend that you get some proper walking boots. it sounds like a pretty active trip.
Reply:i think you should wear your addidas because they look comfortable and would be sensible for the activities that you are doing.

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Can any one help answer this?

2009-04-15T02:27:00.001-07:00

Im wanting to become a woman and i would like to get female products (clothes razors wax panies shoes pures bras skirts thongs deoderant hair care makeup). I have no credit card and live with my dad how can i get thesse items?

Can any one help answer this?
You could get a job, or do online surveys. Or you can also ask your dad to give you chores around the house and get a allowance in return.
Reply:do some work around the house and maybe earn some allounce.

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Is Ebuynike.com Legit?

2009-04-15T02:27:00.000-07:00

DO they send shoes, I do not care if they are fakes or whatever just want to know has anyone ordered from them?

Also Buynikeshoes.com and sellbestshoes.com I just want to know if they send products nothing about wether they are authentic or not

Is Ebuynike.com Legit?
i would be leary of any company that only accepts bank wire transfers or western union as payment, these are two that are very difficult to get back if the deal falls thru/
Reply:choose a company accept credit card or paypal

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Could you please criticize these clothes?

2009-04-15T02:26:00.003-07:00

Ok well, I want to know what you guys think of these clothes, you can be mean I don%26#039;t care. I just want good thorough answers.

Jeans #1: http://www.buckle.com/product/product_de...

Shirt #1: http://www.buckle.com/product/product_de...

Shirt #2: http://www.buckle.com/product/product_de...

Shoes #1: http://www.buckle.com/product/product_de...

Shoes #2: http://www.journeys.com/catalog_detail.a...

Hoodie #1: http://www.buckle.com/product/product_de...

Could you please criticize these clothes?
Ok...

Pants- I like the wash on them and they will basically match everthing you own already and whatever else you buy.... GOOD CHOICE!

Shirt- I like the pattern on the shirt....it kind of reminds me of the colorful LV purse i have...GOOD CHOICE!

Other shirt- OMG! I love the safari print....It%26#039;s really unique and very cute.....AH-dorable GOOD CHOICE!

Shoes- Sorry, but i don%26#039;t really like these.....they remind me of old man loafers....NOT SO GOOD CHOICE!

Other shoes- I like simple brown silloette......its very cute and will match with ALOT of stuff! GOOD CHOICE!

Other other shoes- I LOVE the pattern on these shoes! The plaid patches are really cute and very unique also...........GOOD CHOICE!!!

PS.......THERE WAS NO HOODIE!
Reply:i dont like dark denim so i%26#039;m not a good person to ask that one to, i didnt like the t-shirts either, the 1st one looked like it was a louis vitton wannabe, but i loved the shoes and the hoodie
Reply:I thought the shirts were cute, the jeans were nice, it would be cool if you could pull the first shoes off, you would have to wear the right outfit. The other shoes were cute too!

Good luck!
Reply:no i dont feel like it.... it would take to long to explain these clothes~because their all terribly ugly~
Reply:There%26#039;s nothing to critisize! Cute stuff! I have shoes just like the last ones, Rocket Dogs.
Reply:i love those jeans!

1st shirt is ok.

dont like the second really.

nope

i like the second pair of shoes

and the link that says hoodie is actually a pair of shoes, but they are awesome. i love rocketdog shoes.
Reply:not my style..... and it doesn%26#039;t seem to match......

sry
Reply:Okay

The jeans are hott i gotta admit.

Both shirts are ugly, sorry.

The first two shoes are ugly.

The last shoes(isnt a hoodie) are okay but discusting at the same time.

----where did you get this stuff and why????
Reply:sry, only like the jeans.

the rest isn%26#039;t cute. sry
Reply:I only like jeans 1 and shirt one
Reply:I love it ALL! Nice! You will be rocking your school!
Reply:all those clothes are cute....i realy like the hurley shirt and brown roxy shoes.....i think those two are really cute.....hope this helps

live♥ love♥ laugh
Reply:Jeans #1-they look a little unporportional

shirt 1-just plain dont like it

shirt 2-ok

shoes 1-really dont like them-ugly

shoes 2-ok

shoes 3-kinda cute
Reply:the jeans are nice, so is the shirt 1, don%26#039;t like shirt 2, or shoe 1, the rest is ok. the hoodie is actually a pair of shoes. they could be cute if the outfit is right.
Reply:k, i love the jeans, totally cute, i like the fir of them too ! uhh, the 2nd shirt is okay .. i wouldnt wear it but if thats your stylee .. the 3rd shirt i thought was funky, but i dont wear hurley stuff, soo .. uhm, the 4th item, the shoes, i hated, they looked like something an old grampa would wear, horrible. the 2nd pair of shoes i liked, but they were cuter in white. the 3rd shoes i LOVED, totally adorable, i loved the print !
Reply:I like jeans 1, shirt 1, shirt 2, shoes 2, and the hoodie came up with shoes for me... the only thing i dont like is shoes 1.

Hope this helps! : )

Blondie knows Best

visualarts

What colors could go with these shoes??

2009-04-15T02:26:00.002-07:00

Like what could I wear?

and i dont care if you think they%26#039;re ugly,i like them obviously,that%26#039;s why i got them and no one else i%26#039;ve seen has them.i wanted something different besides the shoes kids at school wear like Shox,New Balance,and those little sneaker flat shoes.

http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...

What colors could go with these shoes??
you can wear any color with them nowadays in fashion. wear bright purple if you want to
Reply:Black, white, pink, and same shade green. =]
Reply:wear a pink shirt or hoody, and a green belt with jeans. or vice versa. also match your shoes wit ur belt!!
Reply:Those are really cute.

You could wear any color with them really.

If you really want to match though wear:

pink, green, brown, tan, creme...
Reply:thats hard because it might look weird if you dont wear the exact pink and brown color. obviously jeans but maybe black too. i could see them with like kachy shorts in the summer
Reply:Pink and brown, obv.

visual arts

Do you like this outfit?!?

2009-04-15T02:26:00.001-07:00

My b-day is in a few weeks [yay!] and I thought this outfit would be cute for walking around in our PRETTY downtown and then going somewhere else lol.

So... Do you like?

If you don%26#039;t can you find me something better? Lol

THX!

Here%26#039;s the top:

http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index...

Here%26#039;s the bottoms:

http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index...

Here%26#039;s the shoes:

http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index...

So, is it ok? If not, can you find me something better? I don%26#039;t care what it is!

THX!

Do you like this outfit?!?
i dont really like the top.....here is somthing cute for a small budget:

Here is the top:

http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index...

and try some gray leggings under your skirt

and i liked everything else u had!
Reply:honestly i hate the shoes!! LoL

try these shoes:

http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp...

or

http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp...

or

http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp...

I also think you should add jewerly... and accessories

Hope I helped!! =] %26lt;3
Reply:i like it... not really the shoes
Reply:its plainn
Reply:Ya i guess. Just the skirt but love the shirt and the shoes!
Reply:Hmm, it%26#039;s okay.

I love the shoes, the top is a bit plain, and the skirt is pretty cute. You might be freezing walking around in it, though. I might go for a different top if I were you.

If you want to play around with different clothing, and see how they would look together, go to www.polyvore.com , and if you are very into the aeropostale look, search for aeropostale. Some cute options should pop up, and then you can see how the outfit looks all together.

Hope this helps!
Reply:It%26#039;s fine! It doesn%26#039;t exactly stand out at all if that%26#039;s what you were going for, but it%26#039;s fine. It%26#039;s cute! I%26#039;d just maybe add a necklace or bracelet or something.

:)

Happy early B-day!
Reply:it%26#039;s normal... I like

http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/product.j...
Reply:eww aerooo -.-

well its cute

i think it would look cuter with a demin skirt with like.. a patch of sequins..white shiny sequins

kind of like the skirt the girl with the glasses and piglet is wearing

http://photos-674.friendster.com/e1/phot...

any maybe a long charm necklace like..

http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...

and i dont really like the shoes

http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...

look for some new ones there

(:(:(:(:(:
Reply:change the top and shoes.

love the skirt
Reply:yess it is veryy pretty! ;) but you could try wearing leggings under your skirt if you like ! ;)
Reply:its ok but the shoes don%26#039;t match try blue shoes instead of silver. different kind of shoes too
Reply:i think it is very casual and super cute!

do your hair really nice, and you got yourself one pretty birthday girl! lol

happy birthday =]
Reply:Mhmm, but you%26#039;ll blend in. I think your should find a more dressy top and add some accessories like headbands, earrings, and necklaces.
Reply:i think you should find a more dressy top :)
Reply:its cute but i dont like the shoes
Reply:That outfit is really cute.
Reply:omg i loooove it!!

it%26#039;s sooo cute!!

tanning

How to get marks out of white leather shoes?

2009-04-15T02:26:00.000-07:00

Hey, does anyone know a good product that will get stains/marks out of white shoes made out of leather? i dont care how e xpensive it is but also want it to be safe($400 shoes) ty

How to get marks out of white leather shoes?
Try Mr. Clean magic erasers. They work great on white. They are about $2.00 for 3 of them. They are by the cleaning products.
Reply:as long as it is a sealed leather you can use facial soap or dove ( not dishwashing as very alkaline) and warm water with a towel to wipe down. If it is marks from the side of one hitting the other then Naptha will take it off and not damage the leather finish ( zippo lighter fluid is essentially naptha)

Other than that if they are stains %26quot;in%26quot; rather than %26quot;on%26quot; the leather they would have to be refinished.
Reply:It depends what made the marks. All stains are different and need to be treated differently. Check this site: http://www.ehow.com/how_113506_treat-sta...

poems

How to get marks out of white shoes?

2009-04-15T02:25:00.002-07:00

Hey, does anyone know a good product that will get stains/marks out of white shoes made out of leather? i dont care how e xpensive it is but also want it to be safe($400 shoes) ty

How to get marks out of white shoes?
If you are talking about a leather work shoe than white shoe polish should work. It will either get it out or cover it up nicely in no time.
Reply:thiz has 2 do

with health...how?!?

thx fer the 2 pts tho
Reply:white out

small business

Okay WTF! Just bought some new Timberlands for my birthday 10/30, 14" tall Timberlands Pink/rose color,?

2009-04-15T02:25:00.001-07:00

Approxiamately @ 6:00pm, I was in front of my car, and my lil sis was pouring engine oil in my car for me and gave me the empty bottle b/c I had the Autozone bag in my hand and the damn oil dripped on my Tims, (I know, that was stupid, and you know what my concious was telling me to stay away from the hood of the car and let my lil sis do it because she had on black shoes and her shoes would not get stained). Well know I have two dime sized 10W40 engine oil stains on my left toe!!! I am so f*****g pissed off, you just don%26#039;t understand.

Someone PLEASE HELP ME, with any products, tips or whatever you can help with lifting this damn stain off my pink Timberlands. I mean I just got the on Monday, I also have the wheat 14%26quot; Timberlands and

there is a stain on the bottom left heel, wow what a freakin coincidence. Assure you I take care of my shoes, those wheat 14%26quot; Tims are 2 years old and look good, excluding the stain on left foot heel and all my other shoes, boots, etc. Help PLEASE!!!!

Okay WTF! Just bought some new Timberlands for my birthday 10/30, 14%26quot; tall Timberlands Pink/rose color,?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh timberlands r not in style u is a bammmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

fashion accessories

Got a oil stain on my brand new timberlands last night. I need help somebody, don't know which remover works.

2009-04-15T02:25:00.000-07:00

Approxiamately @ 6:00pm, I was in front of my car, and my lil sis was pouring engine oil in my car for me and gave me the empty bottle b/c I had the Autozone bag in my hand and the damn oil dripped on my Tims, (I know, that was stupid, and you know what my concious was telling me to stay away from the hood of the car and let my lil sis do it because she had on black shoes and her shoes would not get stained). Well know I have two dime sized 10W40 engine oil stains on my left toe!!! I am so f*****g pissed off, you just don%26#039;t understand.

Someone PLEASE HELP ME, with any products, tips or whatever you can help with lifting this damn stain off my pink Timberlands. I mean I just got the on Monday, I also have the wheat 14%26quot; Timberlands and

there is a stain on the bottom left heel, wow what a freakin coincidence. Assure you I take care of my shoes, those wheat 14%26quot; Tims are 2 years old and look good, excluding the stain on left foot heel and all my other shoes, boots, etc. Help PLEASE!!!!

Got a oil stain on my brand new timberlands last night. I need help somebody, don%26#039;t know which remover works.
I%26#039;ve heard Dawn dishwashing liquid is good for grease stains because it removes grease off dishes. You might give it a try. Would a dry cleaners take shoes? It%26#039;s worth asking.
Reply:Over explanation of a situation always implies false pretense...

But anyway... If they were not scotch guarded. and they are beige, forget it! No matter what you use, it will create a ring around the old stain even if it does get it all out.

If they were scotch guarded or protected (don%26#039;t know if they are suede or leather?) then all you need is a cleaning product for either material.

website design

How to clean/disinfect vintage (second hand) shoes?

2009-04-15T02:24:00.003-07:00

What products can I use (household ones or disinfectant sprays etc) to clean shoes? Vintage shoes, leather ones and some are delicate etc. Is there a shoe disinfectant spray you can buy? and i dont want to use anything that would leave the smell of hospital-grade disinfectant in my shoes.

And i dont want anyone to answer with %26#039;ew gross second hand shoes%26#039; because quite frankly i dont care, they%26#039;re awesome.

How to clean/disinfect vintage (second hand) shoes?
Try some bleach in the washing machine. Air dry or hang on the line in the sun.
Reply:for the leather a good quality leather cream moisturizer I%26#039;m sure would help to clean and nourish the leather.
Reply:I would use Lysol cleaner mixed with water on the inside. When dry, spray with Lysol spray.
Reply:Well you can use saddle soap for the outside to make them shine %26amp; for the inside ,I could suggest removing the innersole and buy some nice new ones, When you remove the innersole, wipe with Detox wipes or anyother kind of antiseptic wipes. Put them out side to dry in the fresh air , that should make them good enough to wear

performing arts

Terrible sock tan. Solutions?

2009-04-15T02:24:00.002-07:00

I%26#039;m rarely self conscious about things regarding my appearance because I%26#039;m comfortable with my body. However, I golf a lot.... which leads to having a terrible sock tan line. I have decided to take care of this problem, but I don%26#039;t really get out in the sun enough without shoes on to take care of it. Is it possible that artificial tanning products may be the solution to this? If so, which ones work best?

Terrible sock tan. Solutions?
tanning products, or just never take off your socks. :)
Reply:Go to the tanner or sun bathe before you go golfing. Wear shoes that you wouldn%26#039;t need to wear socks with, or wear the socks that you can%26#039;t see because they are so short they seem to hide inside your shoes.

When you still get this anyway, you can buy some self tanner products, but they won%26#039;t nessicarily match your real tan. You would pry have better luck if you went to one of those places that spray for you. They could match it up better for you.

If none of this is an option, Put the strongest SPF lotion block on your legs up to where the sock line is, and then just lay back and read a book for 30 minutes in the sun. Just don%26#039;t burn yourself.

Good luck with this. Hope I helped!

D.
Reply:HA HA HA HA! HA HA! ha, heh *sniff, tee hee

Sorry about (mmf!) that.

The tanning products should work, but (mmf!) i%26#039;d reccommend (heh) actually really tanning it out.

TAKE THOSE SOCKS OFF NEXT TIME YOU TAN, BUD!

necklace

All night lock-in New Year's Party?? What should I wear (pics inside)?

2009-04-15T02:24:00.001-07:00

Okay, here are the things I was thinking about and if they%26#039;re still in stores, I%26#039;ll give you the link.. what outfit should I wear (And this is just the basics, I%26#039;m not gonna list all my accesories, or the shoes, I can take care of that.. just which one? It%26#039;s an all night from 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. New Year%26#039;s Party Lock In thingie I%26#039;m going to at the YMCA for teenagers through our church. I know it sounds dorky, but it%26#039;s really fun we do alot of fun stuff and everyone%26#039;s really cool and its not like were always learning about god we do fun stuff too .. ut whatever.. here are the choices:

Outfit 1:

top:

http://www.hollisterco.com/webapp/wcs/st...

(^^in blue)

tank top (underneath, won%26#039;t really be seen):

http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index...

Jeans:

All night lock-in New Year%26#039;s Party?? What should I wear (pics inside)?
the first one is REALLY cute

definitely go with that one
Reply:first one definitly!
Reply:first one!
Reply:well, if you only care about cute the first one, but if you wanna be cute and comfy go with the second one, and at all-nighters you want to be comfy.
Reply:omg the first one is adorable!!
Reply:the first oneee!
Reply:definetly the first one (for the occasion, the second outfit still sounds cute!)
Reply:The first outfit is super cute, but the second one looks much more comfortable and your description sounds like you%26#039;d be more comfortable in it. Especially if this thing is from 10 to 6 you want to make sure you stay comfortable.

The lock in sounds awesome! Have fun!

:)
Reply:first one
Reply:The first outfit is very cute! It looks adorable!

Enjoy your party!☻

home theater

Are these shoes still in style?

2009-04-15T02:24:00.000-07:00

I still see a few people wearing them around. I missed out on the big puma fad. Just wondering (I know I shouldn%26#039;t care) but are these now Out for good?

http://zhongyongfa0402.ecvv.com/upload/i...

What type of sport shoes are in now?

Are these shoes still in style?
I think they are still in they aren%26#039;t like the BIG thing or anything but its not like they are uncool or in that area. I honestly love them but ya.
Reply:Unless you are European or live in Europe, they%26#039;re out

Nowadays for tennis shoes, the new trend is Converse (if that%26#039;s your style), or keds, or sneaker flats (similar to keds)
Reply:i like tha shoes but not tht many people wear them anymore. vans and converse and flats are in. well at least in my part of the world :)
Reply:no ive had pumas since i was just a little kid... i don%26#039;t think they%26#039;ll eva go out of style! : )
Reply:in my school they are... people love them!! =)
Reply:they%26#039;re good sports shoes.

what most pple are wearing:

girls: flats; keds/converse

guys: vans; keds/converse
Reply:they are ok. if you like them, get them. id wear them.
Reply:i think they are in but not that big
Reply:idk wuts in right now but i really like those kinds of shoes

Nanny

What age were you when you stopped caring about designer jeans or designer tennis shoes (Air Jordan, Kobe)?

2009-04-15T02:23:00.002-07:00

...or do you still care a lot about these products?

I still try to buy mid-level stuff but $130 for a pair of blue jeans or tennis shoes is just rediculous. I used to not think so until I turned about 20 years old. You?

What age were you when you stopped caring about designer jeans or designer tennis shoes (Air Jordan, Kobe)?
The minute I became a mother I started to see the big picture. Why line some huge corporation%26#039;s pockets when there is human hardship and suffering all around you?

Do some good with your money %26amp; stop wearing it like a badge.
Reply:There%26#039;s no age limit .

I%26#039;m 27 yrs old and still do everything what a 16 or 20 yrs old would do.
Reply:about 15 or younger

its not easy to buy designer stuff when you dont have the money
Reply:I never cared about designer stuffs.I am 23.I care much about somethin that%26#039;s easy and comfortable.
Reply:I have always bought what I liked, name brand or not, but I never ever ran out and bought the latest trend, or bought a pair of jeans just to tell someone that I spent way too much for them. Yep, I am cheap. I only buy something expensive if I really like it. Other than that, I refuse to spend any more than around $17 bucks for a pair of jeans. Tennis shoes, well, I can deal with the Payless brand for $10 bucks.
Reply:17
Reply:WELL IF U have the moneyu wouldnt stop caring would u. i ,love being sporty and funky.i love these things and always buy by the budjet.i think u flaunt with what u have and in todays life people are easily attracted by the luxurious life of fasion and glam and they do anything to have it,they have money or not.

so i think most people never stop caring abt these things,coz they r the essentials of life.
Reply:I do not care about designer products . I am 20 now .
Reply:about 22, after college ,i really did not care anymore,

games hardware

Shoes match dress?

2009-04-15T02:23:00.001-07:00

http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/product.j...

what shoes would match? I dont care about price..I can spend a lot on shoes..trust me

Shoes match dress?
here are just some that i like.... dunno if you%26#039;ll like them....

http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2960983/0~23...

http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2946761?tuid...
Reply:cream sandals

somethin like the ones in the first link but cream color, but those might look nice to

exactly like the ones in second link
Reply:Yeah, cream, or shoes the color of your sash. That dress is hot!
Reply:Black stilettos it will coordinate nicely with the sash

Very cute dress
Reply:black flats or cream flats
Reply:http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/product.j...

these shoes would match in the lighter color
Reply:that is soooo cute!! :) i would wear black or cream heals... or flats

maybe something like these:

http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...

cuz its black and cream color!!
Reply:Awwwwww........great choice!!!!! i love the dress.....i think black satin tie-ups would look really good with it n they are totally in at the moment
Reply:either black or white peep toe high heels.
Reply:black and white air forces
Reply:actually, red looks realllly good with black %26amp; white

health care

Please Answers, Should I go through this everyday?

2009-04-15T02:23:00.000-07:00

My sister is well over 30, and I%26#039;m only 17. My momma does so much for her, she has 3 children, 3 different daddies and gets food stamps when she should be working. My momma supports her and her children and treats me like a step child. She buys my school clothes (because of uniform policy) but thats it. My grandmother buys my day clothes, shoes, hygiene products, etc. (this is her computer). My sister justs gets up and go whenever she%26#039;s wants to go out. I would like to go with my friends to movies or school dances every other weekend, or get something small for Christmas. But I get nothing because she is too busy supporting my sister and her children. I tried moving in with my grandmother but she reported me as %26quot;Runaway%26quot; and they made me move back in. Excluding wants I need some eyeglasses, but my grandmother can%26#039;t pay and my momma said she can%26#039;t because Brandi (my sis) needs her hair done. (WHO CARES) she better just wrap it and go. What should I do and should i have to deal with this

Please Answers, Should I go through this everyday?
forget them. get a job save money, move out when ur 18, one day they will feel bad for wat they did to u. if they dont, dont care. thats y u have friend that r there to listen to u as when u r there for them. thank ur grandmother for wat she has done for u.
Reply:Just wait till you%26#039;re 18, get a job and move out. You don%26#039;t need to be living in a place where your sisters poor life choices are rewarded but your NEEDS are ignored.
Reply:You are meant to be looked after too.Talk to a school counsellor if you really need eyeglasses.Have you had your eyes checked?Your needs are just as important.
Reply:Talk to a teacher - you Mother should be providing you with eye glasses. You should try to negotiate with your mom about going out with friends, etc.

books

If you ansewr all of these you will get ten pionts plus then more piont by another question?

2009-04-15T02:12:00.000-07:00

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?

Can you cry under water?

If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

What%26#039;s the difference between a novel and a book?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

If humans evolved from monkey%26#039;s/apes, why are they still here?

Why doesn%26#039;t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn%26#039;t be mysteries.

Do penguins have knees?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why are both of Spongebob%26#039;s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells %26quot;duck%26quot; they are helping you, but if they yell %26quot;chicken%26quot; they are insulting you?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a %26quot;blind seer%26quot;?

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

Can you cry underwater?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

Why doesn%26#039;t flavored gum turn your mouth that color?

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Why do we sing %26quot;Rock a bye baby%26quot; to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

Why do we say we%26#039;re head over heels when we%26#039;re happy? Isn%26#039;t that the way we normally are?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :%26#039;Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

If there%26#039;s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called %26quot;stand-up%26quot;?

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they call someone %26quot;late%26quot; if they died early?

Why are the adjectives %26#039;fast as%26#039; and %26#039;slow as%26#039; often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?

If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn%26#039;t the little cans be 2 cans?

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

Why are red buttons always the most important?

How is chess considered a sport?

Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?

If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be %26quot;degraded%26quot;?

If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?

Would you die if you didn%26#039;t pee?

Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?

How%26#039;s come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don%26#039;t lay eggs.

When Atheists go to Court, they can%26#039;t swear on the bible, can they?

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?

Could you be a closet claustrophobic?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn%26#039;t good on mashed potatoes?

Where do all the daylight savings hours go?

Why doesn%26#039;t the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?

Why when people ask you %26quot;what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?%26quot; no one ever replies, %26quot;A BOAT%26quot;

Why are elderly people often called %26quot;old people%26quot; but children are never called %26quot;new people%26quot;?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

Why doesn%26#039;t broccoli come in a can?

Can you slam a revolving door?

How young can you be, but still die of old age?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

Can you read a picture book?

Why does it say %26quot;shake well%26quot; on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

if you%26#039;re on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?

What shape is the sky?

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

Why is it written %26quot;May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts%26quot; on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

f you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

If you have a gun and you ask, %26quot;can I ask you a question?%26quot; and they say %26quot;fire away%26quot; should you shoot them?

What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?

Why is it called the People%26#039;s Republic Of China when China%26#039;s not a republic?

Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn%26#039;t it called adultnapped??

Why do blacklights look purple?

Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won%26#039;t hit them?

How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is %26quot;thou shall not steal%26quot;?

Why isn%26#039;t the caps lock capitalized?

If there%26#039;s a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?

If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does%26#039;nt blow out everywere?

Isn%26#039;t it weird that if you rearange the word %26quot;teacher%26quot; you get %26quot;cheater%26quot;?

How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?

How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?

If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

You know the saying %26quot;throw ya hands in the air like ya don%26#039;t care%26quot;? why bother doing that if you dont care?

Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?

If %26quot;Fantasy Island%26quot; really granted wishes, why wasn%26#039;t Tattoo 6%26#039;6%26quot; ?

Why do water bottles have a %26quot;best if used by%26quot; date?

If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?

Can bald people get a hair line fracture?

Why do they put holes in crackers?

How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?

Why can the saying %26quot;it%26#039;s all downhill from here.%26quot; mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?

If all of ACME%26#039;s products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?

Why do %26quot;cool%26quot; and %26quot;hot%26quot; mean the same thing?

If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?

Is it legal to name your kid %26quot;Anonymous%26quot;?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?

Why can%26#039;t liquor freeze?

If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?

How come they don%26#039;t add the time that we are in our mom%26#039;s to our age?

Why do people squint their eyes when they can%26#039;t see? Wouldn%26#039;t that just make it less space to see out of?

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

Who was in the kitchen with Dina?

Why do we have to pay a toll on %26quot;freeways%26quot;?

Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?

How old does something have to be to become an antique?

Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

Why do they say %26quot;an alarm going off,%26quot; if it is really going on?

Do babies produce more spit than adults?

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

Do cows have calf muscles?

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they%26#039;re always covered with sheets?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?

Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?

Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?

Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

Have ex-punsters been expunged?

Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?

Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?

Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can%26#039;t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

You know how most packages say %26quot;Open here%26quot;. What is the protocol if the package says, %26quot;Open somewhere else%26quot;?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why isn%26#039;t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why isn%26#039;t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why isn%26#039;t %26quot;palindrome%26quot; spelled the same way backwards?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

Don%26#039;t you have to get up to get to the tape?

Why is the word %26quot;abbreviate%26quot; so long?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a %26quot;near miss%26quot;?

Why is it that when you%26#039;re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it%26#039;s ajar, but when a jar is open it%26#039;s not adoor?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Why is it called %26#039;after dark%26#039;, when it is really after light?

Why is it called a TV %26quot;set%26quot; when you only get one?

Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?

Why is it called a %26quot;building%26quot; when it is already built?

If you ansewr all of these you will get ten pionts plus then more piont by another question?
You aren%26#039;t a very smart one are you?
Reply:woahh
Reply:-no because the dead person doesnt really exactly count.

-yes you can cry underwater

-yes because he might tell the woman once he comes out of the woods

-yes because they can break their bones just as easily as people with hair

-a novel is a ficticious prose narrative of book length; a book is a written or printed work

-the opinion of %26quot;old%26quot; varies from person to person so it cant really be defined

-i dont think they would have to show it, because its just wasting power. they would still have to show it even if one person showed up for the movie

-the government owns everything below the crust, i believe

-i guess it would either be a pocket or a cold pocket...

-i have no clue

-glue doesnt stick to the inside because the inside is still wet.

i dont feel like answering anymore of these questions.........

shadow
Reply:yes

i think so

yes

yes

idk

about 60

i dont think so

i think so

no its still a hot pocket just not hot

some didnt evolve like us

no oxygen in there

Idk thats a good one

i dont think so

i dont know i was actually thinking about that yesterday

idk

she liked to rip people off

yet another good question

when a sponge gets old it becomes more round

same amount

lol no i dont think so

duck telling u to watch out chicken is teasing u

i doubt that they pay for it

i like to think so

that would be a good science experiment

i think so

good question

i already answered

i dont think they would serve them

No its an African Elephant in America

because it isnt ink

probably the patient because the %26quot;doctor died%26quot;

your rockin it to sleep

i dont know

she didnt

yes its thethat way retard people cant sue them

no

he has a machine breathing for him and talking for him

probably not

idk

thats a good question ask a deaf person

hes a very smart man

i didnt knowq ppl did that

good question

they like to test things out for themselves

idk

i guess it sounds cool

they want to make it sound bettter

a prince

red slymoblizes danger

IT requires think and there are two ppl competing to win

good quesition

maybe a prison for hermaphrodites

yes

idk

i dont think so ur body would reales the pee

they talk the way they think he sounded

well im bored there were some fun questions i wonder if anyone willl write more then me
Reply:the answer is.....because you don%26#039;t have a life!

naw, just joking, but god damn, to much questions
Reply:that would take like 18 years to answer, but i read it all!! took me a while tho.... it was kinda funny
Reply:yes, yes no , no, no difference, ...the rest are simply too deep for me. though i contain infinite knowledge, i must summarize the rest with incredibly wise words: idk
Reply:Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?

NO

Can you cry under water?

YES

If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?

YES

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

YES

What%26#039;s the difference between a novel and a book?

A NOVEL IS LONGER

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

70

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

NO

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

YES

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

YES

If humans evolved from monkey%26#039;s/apes, why are they still here?

BECAUSE ONLY SOME OF US EVOLVED

Why doesn%26#039;t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

WOA.WIERD.IDK

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn%26#039;t be mysteries.

EXACTLY

Do penguins have knees?

NO

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

WHYS IT COMING ON

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? SO YOU DON%26#039;T BLOCK OTHER PEOPLE

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? SHE FOUND SPECIAL SEASHELS

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?FICTION

Why are both of Spongebob%26#039;s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? HES ADOPTED

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

YES

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

YES HAHA

Why is it that if someone yells %26quot;duck%26quot; they are helping you, but if they yell %26quot;chicken%26quot; they are insulting you? THEY ARE NOT REFERRING TO DUCKS

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

NO THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?YES

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?WHAT WOULD IT VACUUME

Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a %26quot;blind seer%26quot;? NO

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? IM GENEROUS

Can you cry underwater?YES YOU ARLEADY ASKEDM E

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?YES

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? YES

Why doesn%26#039;t flavored gum turn your mouth that color?CUZ I SAID SO

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? BOTH

Why do we sing %26quot;Rock a bye baby%26quot; to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? BECAUSE WE WANT THEM TO GO TO SLEEP

Why do we say we%26#039;re head over heels when we%26#039;re happy?WE WANNA FLIP

Isn%26#039;t that the way we normally are?UPSIDE DOWN

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?SHE DIDNT THATS WHY SHE WAS GREEN

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?NO

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :%26#039;Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? FOR RETARDS

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?NOPE

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?HES DARTH VADER

If there%26#039;s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called %26quot;stand-up%26quot;? YEAH JERK

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?NO THEY%26#039;RE NOT ALLOWED

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? IMAGES

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?HE MADE WALT DISNEY

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? I DONT KNOW

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? SOAP IS WHITE

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? WE CANT PROVE THAT THERE ARE THAT MANY STARS

Why do they call someone %26quot;late%26quot; if they died early?THEY WERE THE LATE VERSION

Why are the adjectives %26#039;fast as%26#039; and %26#039;slow as%26#039; often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?FAST

If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn%26#039;t the little cans be 2 cans?SHUSH

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? A ROYAL BUTTHOLE

Why are red buttons always the most important?

THEY ATTRACK ATTENTION

How is chess considered a sport? YOUR HANDS ARE WORKING OUT

Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SPITTING ANYTHING OUT

If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? THE ONE IT LOOKS LIKE AND THE LIFE STYLE IT LEADS

If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be %26quot;degraded%26quot;? NO

If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?

NO

Would you die if you didn%26#039;t pee?

YES

Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?HOW DO YOU KNOW

How%26#039;s come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.THERES A DIFF BETWEEN IMMATURE AND BEING A KID

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don%26#039;t lay eggs.EATS EGGS

When Atheists go to Court, they can%26#039;t swear on the bible, can they?GUESS NOT IT WONT MATTER ANYWAY

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?OH WELL

If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?

YES

Could you be a closet claustrophobic?

URD

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them

ITS NOT A PROBLEM

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn%26#039;t good on mashed potatoes? THEIR NOT FRIED

Where do all the daylight savings hours go? TOMMORW

Why doesn%26#039;t the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?ASK GOD

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?NOTHING

Why when people ask you %26quot;what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?%26quot; no one ever replies, %26quot;A BOAT%26quot;

DUHH

are elderly people often called %26quot;old people%26quot; but children are never called %26quot;new people%26quot;?

I DO

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

HE DOESNT

Why doesn%26#039;t broccoli come in a can?

IDK

Can you slam a revolving door?

YES

How young can you be, but still die of old age?

56

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

NOTHING

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

NO

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

ALRAEDY ASKED ME THIS

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands?

THATS FOR HIM TO KNOW

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

GET A CARD FOR YOURELF

Can you read a picture book?

YES YOU READI NTO THE PICS

Why does it say %26quot;shake well%26quot; on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

YOU CANT SHAKE KETCHUP PACKETS

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? NOT AT SLEEPYS

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

YES

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

LOL

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

NO

if you%26#039;re on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?YES

What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?

IDK

What shape is the sky?

NONE

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

NO

Why is it written %26quot;May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts%26quot; on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

YES

f you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

BLINKING

If you have a gun and you ask, %26quot;can I ask you a question?%26quot; and they say %26quot;fire away%26quot; should you shoot them?

NO

What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?

IDKYES

Why is it called the People%26#039;s Republic Of China when China%26#039;s not a republic?YES

Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?YES

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?YES

Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn%26#039;t it called adultnapped??YES

Why do blacklights look purple?YES

Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?YES

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won%26#039;t hit them?YES

How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is %26quot;thou shall not steal%26quot;?YES

Why isn%26#039;t the caps lock capitalized?YES

If there%26#039;s a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?YES

If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does%26#039;nt blow out everywere?YES

Isn%26#039;t it weird that if you rearange the word %26quot;teache
Reply:1-99) either yes, no, or idk

i get 10 pionts i answered every one of them
Reply:Who would be stupid enough to do this....

anyways my answers are: yes, no, yes, and yes.

Hope im rite!
Reply:YES! ;)
Reply:I have one for you: If the police arrest a mime, do they give it the right to remain silent?
Reply:haha.. dont know what to tell you..but most of those the answer is obvious. either its called that cuz someone just thought it up and everybody went along with it.. for the building thing, or its a play on words with the cow giving spoiled milk if you pamper it, and the answer is obviously no. dont know what to tell you.. good luck to someone who actually wastes all the time to answer all those
Reply:No

Yes, crying is a feeling

Hell yea lol

No

a book can be any stack of pages…A novel is too long, and is most likely a story

A couple of days before ur death

Yes

In a way..lol but no

yes

I don’t believe in evolution :P

cuz it was made that way

U got a point there..they should change its name…dumb show anyway..lol go watch lost

yes

Dumb forieners started it…haha lol, russelle peters

They don’t care about u…they wana make sure they can save themselves first..lol

she was blonde.lol

fiction from a non-christian perspective, and vis versa for a christian

Dumb show..i didn’t even know that till now..lol

yes

haha lol…I don’t like milk anyways. So I guess yea

cuz duck has another meaning…to crouch

hell yea…ill make them pay.lol

I guess

AHHAHA%26gt;…..Yes leanrt from experience

no..i don’t believe in them

cuz stone cold said so

yes…I answered this above!!

Yes

yes,,in a way

cuz, it’s its like writing on ur hand…is ur hand blue?

Neither..he’d go out for a smoke

ignorance I guess

I guess

she didn’t

no ..im not bald and I never wore one when I worked

lol….just incase I guess

idk

he does?

yea so stand up

HAhaha lol

no..niether

Geniouses

hungrieness beats all

Cuz that’s the way it works

Huh?

idk

no

yea

I’d laugh if that happend

Red is a coulor that comes quick to the mind I guess

u use ur brain energy I guess

cuz drueling is an accident

the it prison

yea.lol

idk

No..ud pee anyways

cuz he likes them that way

ignorance..

he steals them from a chicken

no

fake marbels I gues

I have no clue…but ull melt on the way..lol

yes

fart on them

cuz its good with FRIED things

they burn in hell

Because after u cut ur hair it grows faster again and again

It dies

haha trick question I guess

who said that?

with sharp @ss nails

Cuz it will stink than

haha no

.1111111111 years old I guess

I will eat it

no

cuz

who said he was civilized

u kill the person who gave it to you

yea…pictures have meanings

I have no clue

yea….humtyday

Mermaids don’t exist

so true

ull see a reflection?

21

the world ends

that’s something with no shape I guess

proabably

haha…I guess people are

winking

yes

what is a chickpea? Good question

play on words I guess

because there prtty and their not

they do?

That’s my new word…adultnapped

they dont

yes

there dumb people I guess..lol I love rain..and ionly see that in movies. :P

cuz those are against the bible believes I guess

It should be

no…if there were u would lose breath and die on the way

yes

my teachers are cheaters,,lol

Cuz when ur happy ur lou

Cuz it entered the mouth lol

Yes…take a bite out of it and u might know the true beliefe.lol

cuz u do care…that’s why its…LIKE u don’t care

Pineapple is a word taken from both I guess

haha lol…so true

cuz it gets old

yea lol

no

cuz it makes them look good

stupid schools I guess

cuz downhells can get bad…and there also easy to go down

HE IS AN IDIOT….

Used in different ways

yes

no it doesn’t

Yes

Haha…yea I guess..poor kid tho

it’s the way they work I guess

those I don’t think will be considered pets

it can’t?

up.

cuz that’s 2 specific..although some people do

This q is soo dumb…it makes it easier to see…cuz u focus on a smaller place

I have no clue

none?

we don’t

Cuz the name sounds cool

200years

*Yes…but he would probably eat it

dumbness…

same I guess

cuz there so unhealthy I guess

idk

the chemicals I guess

1

yes

The wqay there soed..i guess

no

yes

no…unless ur really tall

its not..its a name showing love to one I guess

have a paster

I hate science

idk

cuz its natural to come on to you

hippos aren’t brown brown.

yes

no

yes

yes

no

huh?

too expensive..lloll

no

yes

its open in another place?

*AHAHa…its not called fly cuz it flys..or is it

cuz that’s disgusting

it isn’t?

cuz stone cold said so

cuz that’s what a monopoly is

cuz..it will taste even worse…sort of sour bitter I guess

yes

cuz it adapts to its meaning

I guess so

why are u bigger than ur doG?

cuz ur sitten or stangin…ur not doin anything new

cuz that’s what it is

cuz the radio. Doesn’t allow one to concentrate….i will start calling it a-door

first time I hear that word

cuz…its getting deaper in the darknes idk!

cuz, that makes it sound better

who knows

I agree it should be called a “built”

Their im done! :P

that was fn....now i wouldn%26#039;t normally do this...but can i have BA...haha lol

pce

i like most of those q? my fav was
Reply:ummm...ummmm... 7 ate 9!!!
Reply:Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? no

Can you cry under water? never tried

If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? yes. men are always wrong

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? only in december

What%26#039;s the difference between a novel and a book? novel is lnoger

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? 89

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? yea the movie workers watch it

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? no just to the 8th layer

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? no just a cold hot pocket

If humans evolved from monkey%26#039;s/apes, why are they still here? they arent

Why doesn%26#039;t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? special material

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn%26#039;t be mysteries. they arent solved yet.

Do penguins have knees? no just floopy legs

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? beccause it sounds better

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? no you would be too sacred

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? she was doing it for charity

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? they dont carry the bible

Why are both of Spongebob%26#039;s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? he is rare

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?yes

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? no

Why is it that if someone yells %26quot;duck%26quot; they are helping you, but if they yell %26quot;chicken%26quot; they are insulting you? because chickens are gross

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? no

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? they do.. but only the bad people

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? it does yes

Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a %26quot;blind seer%26quot;? no

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? because you are helping

Can you cry underwater? no

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? yes they would

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? depends on your political stance

Why doesn%26#039;t flavored gum turn your mouth that color? it does, but it is invisible

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? the docotr

Why do we sing %26quot;Rock a bye baby%26quot; to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? we secretly want our babbies to fall out

Why do we say we%26#039;re head over heels when we%26#039;re happy? it feels good

Isn%26#039;t that the way we normally are?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? she never did

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? yes

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :%26#039;Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? they have to

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? they do yes

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? he has two mouths

If there%26#039;s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called %26quot;stand-up%26quot;? no sit down

When the French swear do they say pardon my English? yes

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? hands

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? fun

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? prayer

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? they hate color

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? they likepaint

Why do they call someone %26quot;late%26quot; if they died early? they dont

Why are the adjectives %26#039;fast as%26#039; and %26#039;slow as%26#039; often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?

If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn%26#039;t the little cans be 2 cans? no it wouldnt

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25 facts of life...a bit long but very very true!!!!!!?

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1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.

3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor.

4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she%26#039;s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

6. A penny saved is worthless.

7. They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be bitter enemies.

8. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

9. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.

10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

11. There is a very fine line between %26quot;hobby%26quot; and %26quot;mental illness.%26quot;

12. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

13. There apparently exists, somewhere in Los Angeles, a computer that generates concepts for television sitcoms. When TV executives need a new concept, they turn on this computer; after sorting through millions of possible plot premises, it spits out, %26quot;THREE QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT,%26quot; and the executives turn this concept into a show. The next time they need an idea, the computer spits out, %26quot;SIX QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT.%26quot; Then the next time, it spits out, %26quot;FOUR QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT.%26quot; And so on. We need to locate this computer and destroy it with hammers.

14. Nobody is normal.

15. At least once per year, some group of scientists will become very excited and announce that:

* The universe is even bigger than they thought!

* There are even more subatomic particles than they thought!

* Whatever they announced last year about global warming is wrong.

16. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be %26quot;meetings.%26quot;

17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

18. The value of advertising is that it tells you the exact opposite of what the advertiser actually thinks. For example:

* If the advertisement says %26quot;This is not your father%26#039;s Oldsmobile,%26quot; the advertiser is desperately concerned that this Oldsmobile, like all other Oldsmobiles, appeals primarily to old farts like your father.

* If Coke and Pepsi spend billions of dollars to convince you that there are significant differences between these two products, both companies realize that Pepsi and Coke are virtually identical.

* If the advertisement strongly suggests that Nike shoes enable athletes to perform amazing feats, Nike wants you to disregard the fact that shoe brand is unrelated to athletic ability.

* If Budweiser runs an elaborate advertising campaign stressing the critical importance of a beer%26#039;s %26quot;born-on%26quot; date, Budweiser knows this factor has virtually nothing to do with how good a beer tastes.

19. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

20. You should not confuse your career with your life.

21. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

22. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

23. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

24. Your friends love you anyway.

25. Nobody cares if you can%26#039;t dance well. Just get up and dance.

25 facts of life...a bit long but very very true!!!!!!?
very good!!! i liked it!!!! have a star!!!!
Reply:like it .lol
Reply:awesome!
Reply:Ha ha true.!!!

Good ones on that list.!!!

Cheers again.!!
Reply:ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

10/10
Reply:Very Good!
Reply:cool but the first 2 are wrong. sorry. there were lots of helicopters in We Were Soldiers, which happened to be a great movie. and Daylight savings was made to save electricity, save energy.
Reply:cool, have you noticed that they same people answer all the same questions in jokes and riddles.
Reply:verry cool
Reply:very interesting

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Where can i find the cheaper versions of these shoes? (link included!)?

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http://www.net-a-porter.com/am/product/3...

Same color

Same Style (T-bar heels)

for less? I dont care if there not designer i need them in Hot pink in a 7 or 71/2

Where can i find the cheaper versions of these shoes? (link included!)?
i found these, they are like 35 bucks on ebay, they just don%26#039;t have the open toe.

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-WOMENS-PINK-PATE...

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Just want some opinions on how i should wear my hair and what shoes to prom.?

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I understand it%26#039;s not important but if there%26#039;s people out there that are free and care to shar their opinions, thanks..

Here%26#039;s the dress: http://www.cache.com/cache/control/produ...

and i have dark auburn hair if that matters

Just want some opinions on how i should wear my hair and what shoes to prom.?
black or pink heels would look great, and you should probably wear your hair down because the shoulder area may look too bare if your hair is in an updo.
Reply:Wow that is a really pretty dress! You%26#039;ll be the queen of the prom for sure!

Because the dress has lots of design to it you need to go very simple with hair, shoes and make up.

Go with a simple pair of heels and either wear your hair down if it%26#039;s long and straight or just a simple smooth up do. Honestly you will look great and in this case simple is best. Have a nice time!
Reply:omg i luv that dress! its soo pretty sorry off topic

i would suggest wearing your hair in an up loose bun with some pieces falling out or just anything up

a down look would be to much flow with an already long flowy dress
Reply:thats a really pretty dress and i think it will look amazing with your hair color. if you tall you can go with a lower heel or else i would go with aobut a 3-4 inch heel. so cute!!

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I...

http://www.payless.com/Catalog/ProductDe...

http://www.aldoshoes.com/eng/storeSectio...

http://www.aldoshoes.com/eng/storeSectio... (in black)

http://www.aldoshoes.com/eng/storeSectio...
Reply:you should curl your your hair tightly and pink shoes

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