Subject: Can we ever understand men?
Because I%26#039;m a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire long after hypothermia has set in.
Because I%26#039;m a man, when the car isn%26#039;t running very well, I will pop
the
hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I%26#039;m looking at. If
another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, %26quot;I used to be
able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and
everything, I wouldn%26#039;t, know where to start.%26quot;
Because I%26#039;m a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me
soup
and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You%26#039;re a woman. You
never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn%26#039;t a problem.
Because I%26#039;m a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at
the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic
items like %26quot;cumin%26quot; or %26quot;tofu.%26quot; For all I know, these are the same
thing.
And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for
which %26quot;feminine hygiene product%26quot; is a euphemism.
Because I%26#039;m a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost
me
twice as, much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back
together.
Because I%26#039;m a man, I must hold the television remote control in my
hand
while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole
show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding
a
calculator).
Because I%26#039;m a man, I don%26#039;t think we%26#039;re all that lost, and no, I don%26#039;t
think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a
complete stranger? I mean, how on earth could he know where we%26#039;re
going?
Because I%26#039;m a man, whatever you get your mother for Mother%26#039;s Day is
okay; I don%26#039;t need to see it. And while you%26#039;re at it, don%26#039;t forget to
pick up something for my mother, also. And, please sign the card too.
Because I%26#039;m a man, you don%26#039;t have to ask me if I liked the movie.
Chances are, if you%26#039;re crying at the end of it, I didn%26#039;t.
Because I%26#039;m a man, I think what you%26#039;re wearing is fine. I thought what
you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes
is fine. With the belt or without it---looks fine. Your hair is fine.
You look fine. Can we just go now?
This has been a public service message for Women to better understand
the Male species.
Can We Ever Understand Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Women will never understand men and vice versa. That%26#039;s what makes life intertersting.
Reply:yes you can understand men if you are a perfect woman
Reply:because i am aman i%26#039;ll nver answer your questions
Reply:LOL.
Reply:because you%26#039;re a woman you shave your eyebrows off then paint them back on , because you%26#039;re a woman you say you%26#039;re looking for a real man ,then you get boob jobs , luposuction, dye your hair , because you%26#039;re a woman you tell us don%26#039;t lie then get mad when you ask does this make me look fat , because you%26#039;re a woman you have over 100 sets of clothes then tell us you don%26#039;t have a thing to wear, because you%26#039;re a woman you say you hate people who gossip , then start talking about the neighbor lady who you think is a hooker
Reply:te-he so true lol but the remote yeah thats me I can%26#039;t let it out of my sight and when I do I search for it while my show is on and then i%26#039;ll find something to distract me usually my cellphone lol ♥
Reply:too many unanswered questions...:)
gives me doubt too...:)
Reply:i love men, well my man i think the annoying things just make me love them more.... they put up with our habits and i reakon we have a lot more than them
Reply:%26quot;Son, if you don%26#039;t stop masturbating, you%26#039;ll go blind!
Dad,
I%26#039;m over here!
Reply:no, if they do spmething wrong thats coz they forgot but if we did thats our foolishness!!
Reply:no
Reply:It is strange, but the older they get, the more mellow they are. So the younger ones are hard to understand, but so are women. However, as you age, you become best friends, and all that other stuff just goes away. You understand each other and if you have lasted very long with each other, you just love each other in spite of it all. By that time, it is all over almost, so you better try harder sooner and you will have a better life together. You understand and it just does not really matter the older you get. We have lots of fun, and never argue any more. Been married too long I guess. I can%26#039;t tell you how long, because you would think I was too old, he,he.
Reply:woman = wo + man
so......u can
Reply:Yes. I can understand them and my understanding is that they are all puppies. Feed them, love them and play with them.
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
So we are having an 8th grade celebration, what do you think of these?
Usually its the 8th grade banquet =\, now its the 8th grade celebration. So it casual, what do you think of these bermuda shorts?
http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index...
also, if you have time could you look on websites and help me pick out something to wear? I if you like the shorts pick like a CUTE top, maybe some shoes, jewelry. If you dont like them pick a new pair. They HAVE to be the long kind though. I dont care what website you get the clothes from!
So we are having an 8th grade celebration, what do you think of these?
i like the shorts just pair them with a flowy white/off white shirt and you%26#039;ll be gorgeous!
Reply:Those shorts are Cute! Wear this shirt with it!http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index...
http://www.hollisterco.com/webapp/wcs/st...
and then wear the tank under it it will look really cute!
http://claires.com/product.asp?name=prod... -necklace
Reply:well i kinda look on other sites...
here%26#039;s the picture...
http://i30.tinypic.com/vym620.jpg
the top and bottom are from aeropostale
and the wedges are from ae
Reply:i would say wear the shorts with a plain gray or white tank or t shirt and wedges. then wear a few layered necklaces in different lengths.
Reply:i like abrecrombie better~
Reply:which top??
its the wrong link
Reply:those are bomb
performing arts
http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index...
also, if you have time could you look on websites and help me pick out something to wear? I if you like the shorts pick like a CUTE top, maybe some shoes, jewelry. If you dont like them pick a new pair. They HAVE to be the long kind though. I dont care what website you get the clothes from!
So we are having an 8th grade celebration, what do you think of these?
i like the shorts just pair them with a flowy white/off white shirt and you%26#039;ll be gorgeous!
Reply:Those shorts are Cute! Wear this shirt with it!http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index...
http://www.hollisterco.com/webapp/wcs/st...
and then wear the tank under it it will look really cute!
http://claires.com/product.asp?name=prod... -necklace
Reply:well i kinda look on other sites...
here%26#039;s the picture...
http://i30.tinypic.com/vym620.jpg
the top and bottom are from aeropostale
and the wedges are from ae
Reply:i would say wear the shorts with a plain gray or white tank or t shirt and wedges. then wear a few layered necklaces in different lengths.
Reply:i like abrecrombie better~
Reply:which top??
its the wrong link
Reply:those are bomb
performing arts
Bcoz i am a man?
Because I%26#039;m a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
Because I%26#039;m a man, when the car isn%26#039;t running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I%26#039;m looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, %26quot;I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn%26#039;t know where to start.%26quot; We will then drink beer.
Because I%26#039;m a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn%26#039;t an issue.
Because I%26#039;m a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like %26quot;Cumin%26quot; or %26quot;Tofu%26quot;. For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which %26quot;feminine hygiene product%26quot; is a euphemism.
Because I%26#039;m a man, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I%26#039;m a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).
Because I%26#039;m a man, I don%26#039;t think we%26#039;re all that lost, and no, I don%26#039;t think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger -- I mean, how the hell could he know where we%26#039;re going?
Because I%26#039;m a man, there is no need to ask me what I%26#039;m thinking about. The answer is always either sex or baseball, though I have to make up something else when you ask, so don%26#039;t.
Because I%26#039;m a man, I am capable of announcing, %26quot;One more beer and I really have to go%26quot;, and mean it every single time I say it, even when it gets to the point that the one bar closes and my buddies and I have to go hunt down another. I will find it increasingly hilarious to have my pals call you to tell you I%26#039;ll be home soon, and no, I don%26#039;t understand why you threw all my clothes into the front yard. Like, what%26#039;s the connection?
Because I%26#039;m a man, you don%26#039;t have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you%26#039;re crying at the end of it, I didn%26#039;t.
Because I%26#039;m a man, yes, I have to turn up the radio when Bruce Springsteen or The Doors comes on, and then, yes, I have to tell you every single time about how Bruce had his picture on the cover of Time and Newsweek the same day, or how Jim Morrison is buried in Paris and everyone visits his grave. Please do not behave as if you do not find this fascinating.
Because I%26#039;m a man, I think what you%26#039;re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I%26#039;m a man, and this is, after all, the 90%26#039;s, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, and the dishes. I%26#039;ll do the rest.
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FOR WOMEN, TO BETTER UNDERSTAND THE MALE ANIMAL.
Bcoz i am a man?
Wow. Must have taken some time to type all this! Shawn, this is another one you have hit right on target! So true, so right. Of course there are some exceptions... but like I said %26quot;some%26quot;.
Reply:Shawn can I ask you what was your purpose to write this message?
and could you break from this mold?
Reply:Sorry mate but you actually tink people can be bothered to read all that!!??? jeez
Reply:are talking about my husband personally there cause that is him to a T
Reply:Because I%26#039;m a woman, I already know everything. Heh.
Reply:i agee..yes
Reply:whatever!
Reply:We are great.
Reply:its good a little long but good
Reply:Because I am women.......I%26#039;ll leave this one alone...
Reply:i understand more than you think...
lol...
:)...GOD BLESS!! and thnx 4 the message
Reply:ha ha ha
Reply:WOW.COOL!STAR 4 YOU!
Reply:I don%26#039;t know if everything is of you, but i do like this text, and i do like men as they are, if they weren%26#039;t as they are, the world shall be annoying. kisses
necklace
Because I%26#039;m a man, when the car isn%26#039;t running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I%26#039;m looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, %26quot;I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn%26#039;t know where to start.%26quot; We will then drink beer.
Because I%26#039;m a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn%26#039;t an issue.
Because I%26#039;m a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like %26quot;Cumin%26quot; or %26quot;Tofu%26quot;. For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which %26quot;feminine hygiene product%26quot; is a euphemism.
Because I%26#039;m a man, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I%26#039;m a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).
Because I%26#039;m a man, I don%26#039;t think we%26#039;re all that lost, and no, I don%26#039;t think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger -- I mean, how the hell could he know where we%26#039;re going?
Because I%26#039;m a man, there is no need to ask me what I%26#039;m thinking about. The answer is always either sex or baseball, though I have to make up something else when you ask, so don%26#039;t.
Because I%26#039;m a man, I am capable of announcing, %26quot;One more beer and I really have to go%26quot;, and mean it every single time I say it, even when it gets to the point that the one bar closes and my buddies and I have to go hunt down another. I will find it increasingly hilarious to have my pals call you to tell you I%26#039;ll be home soon, and no, I don%26#039;t understand why you threw all my clothes into the front yard. Like, what%26#039;s the connection?
Because I%26#039;m a man, you don%26#039;t have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you%26#039;re crying at the end of it, I didn%26#039;t.
Because I%26#039;m a man, yes, I have to turn up the radio when Bruce Springsteen or The Doors comes on, and then, yes, I have to tell you every single time about how Bruce had his picture on the cover of Time and Newsweek the same day, or how Jim Morrison is buried in Paris and everyone visits his grave. Please do not behave as if you do not find this fascinating.
Because I%26#039;m a man, I think what you%26#039;re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I%26#039;m a man, and this is, after all, the 90%26#039;s, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, and the dishes. I%26#039;ll do the rest.
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FOR WOMEN, TO BETTER UNDERSTAND THE MALE ANIMAL.
Bcoz i am a man?
Wow. Must have taken some time to type all this! Shawn, this is another one you have hit right on target! So true, so right. Of course there are some exceptions... but like I said %26quot;some%26quot;.
Reply:Shawn can I ask you what was your purpose to write this message?
and could you break from this mold?
Reply:Sorry mate but you actually tink people can be bothered to read all that!!??? jeez
Reply:are talking about my husband personally there cause that is him to a T
Reply:Because I%26#039;m a woman, I already know everything. Heh.
Reply:i agee..yes
Reply:whatever!
Reply:We are great.
Reply:its good a little long but good
Reply:Because I am women.......I%26#039;ll leave this one alone...
Reply:i understand more than you think...
lol...
:)...GOD BLESS!! and thnx 4 the message
Reply:ha ha ha
Reply:WOW.COOL!STAR 4 YOU!
Reply:I don%26#039;t know if everything is of you, but i do like this text, and i do like men as they are, if they weren%26#039;t as they are, the world shall be annoying. kisses
necklace
She just being friendly or is she interested?? Looking for PLAYER advice!! VER LONG WILL GIVE POINTS!?
1. For example she would ask me what shoe looks better on me, and i would say everything looks good
on you, your too cute. Etc. She seems to shy away from these comments, looks away or ignored i said it,
but doesnt seem like a %26quot;get out of my face%26quot; look or anything.
2. I would joke around make fun of stuff shes self-concisous about herself, in a joking manner, but i dont
overdo it..
3. I would flirt by making stupid bets, saying if i sold this item today u gotta buy me a dinner, etc...
She would laff and say what about my bf? I say who cares?? she laffs (it shows i aint
scared, hopefully) Later that nite she sold the product i was suppose to sell (go figure) i asked her to
buy me dinner, she said haha i sold it though, and then i said then ill buy dinner,
she looked at me smiling and said ok haha..and said im a buy something expensive and laffed.
She just being friendly or is she interested?? Looking for PLAYER advice!! VER LONG WILL GIVE POINTS!?
dam as long as question but here i go..aight well she likes u i can almost sure..she does n by the way she wants u to feel here legs a gud sign u got a chance of hittin it..( im just sayin)....since her bf%26#039;s goin to korea(wat now were in war againist Korea?)aight well u got the better of it keep workin at it with her..u lookin gud rite now u don%26#039;t need much advice ..but if u do yea n fo real korean girls r freaks i use date this korean n black girl..dam she was an animal fo real...n she wa sfine 2..mayne ..they gud fo real...
Reply:sounds like she likes you, as much as you like her.
take her out and enjoy yourselves and see what happens.
if you two are old enogh or at least if it is ok with your parents.
Reply:LOL korean
here we go ima gonna write a novel
ima korean....
ive dated korean nunas, korean nurses, random korean girls i met at clubs, my korean professor, ive even dated my ex girlfriends best friend, and her friend at the same time.
all these things I am not proud of because i learned many things the hard way, and ive had my heart broken. by the girl i loved.
let me tell ya this man....
korean girls are the hottest, sexyest, naughtiest, most fun beautiful women in the world.... BUT
they are also the most foxest sly girls man.
yeah hell, U may think that your got this girl on a fcukin leash, but from what ima read.... shes got you on her pinky man. no offence
the prettier the slyer in my opinion. bet shes the hottest little thing you ever seen and touched. dun let it go sooo fast...
a girl whos met ya for a week.... and shes already touching you.. (when girls touch, its an indication to other women that YOU are taken by HER) OMg i can Just seee her doing that man.... accidently brushing by you, her hair like blowing in your face.... LOLZ
have you Ever met her BF? hes mite be the nicest thingy alive. proli unlucky thing too, hes going to army.... and you proli dun have to, yeah she KNows the inevitable that once in army two whole years.. she wants out.
shes could be using you. using you to get out, using you coz you treat her like a princess. shes proli gonna date you guys both, and slowly stop sending letters to her bf. shiftly little thing
dunno man.... its only been a short period of time.
BUT on the other hand...
i could be Totally wrong... maybe this girl is alrite, maybe she aint the vixen ima imagining from what you wrote.
mayb shes scared, scared that she cant push you away strongly, after all getting a job in korea is reali reali hard, and ur bosses son. %26gt;.%26lt; but.... i doubt it.
i recon shes got a little sumthing for ya. if your looking for fun, and you dun reali reali like her, yeah go ahead man...
but NEVER EVER EVER listen to what a girl says about her BF. girls say alot of crap about their men, when they in distress....
they just gotta let it out some place... half of it usuali aient even true. yeah her talking bout her BF... thats what her girls friends are for. shes a real piece of work using that on you.
Oh and one more thing... if a guy was to pull my woman while me going tripping... id get ma bro to fcuk him without a second thought, so find out who the guy is b4 you jump in the love garden
Reply:I don%26#039;t think she likes you like that. I think that she is just friendly. I think that she needs to stop sending you mixed messages. Why don%26#039;t you just ask her if she likes you, then you will know. I flirt with guys and talk to them how she talks to you all the time and when I go home, they don%26#039;t even cross my mind.
Reply:i think she is interested but at the same time i believe she is confused.you should either give it more time and the answers your looking for may be revealed,or talk to her about how you feel,keep in mind you have only known her for a short time.
Reply:imo
she%26#039;s looking for a 3rd to party,
3some
@ topic maker
who cares what my questions are about?
look at what i have for best answers and answers....
btw being a %26quot;pimp%26quot; means u dont ask for relationship help online. which i obviously dont.
Reply:its total no no what do you think if she acts kool then shes yours if she has a bf then how come she would like you
if you have that much guts just tell her that you are in love with her just bare the reaction
risk is life bro
home theater
on you, your too cute. Etc. She seems to shy away from these comments, looks away or ignored i said it,
but doesnt seem like a %26quot;get out of my face%26quot; look or anything.
2. I would joke around make fun of stuff shes self-concisous about herself, in a joking manner, but i dont
overdo it..
3. I would flirt by making stupid bets, saying if i sold this item today u gotta buy me a dinner, etc...
She would laff and say what about my bf? I say who cares?? she laffs (it shows i aint
scared, hopefully) Later that nite she sold the product i was suppose to sell (go figure) i asked her to
buy me dinner, she said haha i sold it though, and then i said then ill buy dinner,
she looked at me smiling and said ok haha..and said im a buy something expensive and laffed.
She just being friendly or is she interested?? Looking for PLAYER advice!! VER LONG WILL GIVE POINTS!?
dam as long as question but here i go..aight well she likes u i can almost sure..she does n by the way she wants u to feel here legs a gud sign u got a chance of hittin it..( im just sayin)....since her bf%26#039;s goin to korea(wat now were in war againist Korea?)aight well u got the better of it keep workin at it with her..u lookin gud rite now u don%26#039;t need much advice ..but if u do yea n fo real korean girls r freaks i use date this korean n black girl..dam she was an animal fo real...n she wa sfine 2..mayne ..they gud fo real...
Reply:sounds like she likes you, as much as you like her.
take her out and enjoy yourselves and see what happens.
if you two are old enogh or at least if it is ok with your parents.
Reply:LOL korean
here we go ima gonna write a novel
ima korean....
ive dated korean nunas, korean nurses, random korean girls i met at clubs, my korean professor, ive even dated my ex girlfriends best friend, and her friend at the same time.
all these things I am not proud of because i learned many things the hard way, and ive had my heart broken. by the girl i loved.
let me tell ya this man....
korean girls are the hottest, sexyest, naughtiest, most fun beautiful women in the world.... BUT
they are also the most foxest sly girls man.
yeah hell, U may think that your got this girl on a fcukin leash, but from what ima read.... shes got you on her pinky man. no offence
the prettier the slyer in my opinion. bet shes the hottest little thing you ever seen and touched. dun let it go sooo fast...
a girl whos met ya for a week.... and shes already touching you.. (when girls touch, its an indication to other women that YOU are taken by HER) OMg i can Just seee her doing that man.... accidently brushing by you, her hair like blowing in your face.... LOLZ
have you Ever met her BF? hes mite be the nicest thingy alive. proli unlucky thing too, hes going to army.... and you proli dun have to, yeah she KNows the inevitable that once in army two whole years.. she wants out.
shes could be using you. using you to get out, using you coz you treat her like a princess. shes proli gonna date you guys both, and slowly stop sending letters to her bf. shiftly little thing
dunno man.... its only been a short period of time.
BUT on the other hand...
i could be Totally wrong... maybe this girl is alrite, maybe she aint the vixen ima imagining from what you wrote.
mayb shes scared, scared that she cant push you away strongly, after all getting a job in korea is reali reali hard, and ur bosses son. %26gt;.%26lt; but.... i doubt it.
i recon shes got a little sumthing for ya. if your looking for fun, and you dun reali reali like her, yeah go ahead man...
but NEVER EVER EVER listen to what a girl says about her BF. girls say alot of crap about their men, when they in distress....
they just gotta let it out some place... half of it usuali aient even true. yeah her talking bout her BF... thats what her girls friends are for. shes a real piece of work using that on you.
Oh and one more thing... if a guy was to pull my woman while me going tripping... id get ma bro to fcuk him without a second thought, so find out who the guy is b4 you jump in the love garden
Reply:I don%26#039;t think she likes you like that. I think that she is just friendly. I think that she needs to stop sending you mixed messages. Why don%26#039;t you just ask her if she likes you, then you will know. I flirt with guys and talk to them how she talks to you all the time and when I go home, they don%26#039;t even cross my mind.
Reply:i think she is interested but at the same time i believe she is confused.you should either give it more time and the answers your looking for may be revealed,or talk to her about how you feel,keep in mind you have only known her for a short time.
Reply:imo
she%26#039;s looking for a 3rd to party,
3some
@ topic maker
who cares what my questions are about?
look at what i have for best answers and answers....
btw being a %26quot;pimp%26quot; means u dont ask for relationship help online. which i obviously dont.
Reply:its total no no what do you think if she acts kool then shes yours if she has a bf then how come she would like you
if you have that much guts just tell her that you are in love with her just bare the reaction
risk is life bro
home theater
She telling me to backoff? Friends?? Or is she interested?? Looking For Player Advice ITS VERY LONG!!?
1. I Called her cute couple of times, 1-2 times every couple of days.. to give her hints.
For example she would ask me what shoe looks better on me, and i would say everything looks good
on you, your too cute. Etc. She seems to shy away from these comments, looks away or ignored i said it,
but doesnt seem like a %26quot;get out of my face%26quot; look or anything.
2. I would joke around make fun of stuff shes self-concisous about herself, i call her chubby
in a joking manner, she would laugh hit me in the arm, but i dont overdo it.
3. I would flirt by making stupid bets, saying if i sold this item today u gotta buy me a dinner, etc...
She would laff and say what about my bf? I say who cares?? she laffs (it shows i aint
scared, hopefully) Later that nite she sold the product i was suppose to sell (go figure) i asked her to
buy me dinner, she said haha i sold it though, and then i said then ill buy dinner,
she looked at me smiling and said ok haha..and said im a buy something expensive and laffed.
She telling me to backoff? Friends?? Or is she interested?? Looking For Player Advice ITS VERY LONG!!?
dude thats cold, going for a girl who is takin by a guy who is in the army no less. i get what your sayin but seems a bit low.
Reply:I%26#039;m a girl. Yeah, she likes you, but she has a boyfriend. You shoudn%26#039;t be messing with her, you%26#039;re gonna ruin it with her and her boyfriend. And all you wanna do is tap that anyways. Bad, bad boy!
Reply:Say homboi the boyfriend doesnt matter he might as not even be mentioned. Jus out of nowhere invite her to go do somthin with ya like catch a flick or somplace kewl and if she calles it a date then thats what it is.
Reply:Hate to say but you%26#039;re kinda coming on too strong. Flattery is nice but you%26#039;ve only known her a week. Cool it and just be normal. She%26#039;s got a boyfriend. If you back off and if she is interested, she will come to you. (Like flirt and be more touchy, cause it sounds like she%26#039;s a toucher.)
Get to know her a little better and then see if she%26#039;ll go out with you but you%26#039;re kinda coming off a little desperate because any opportunity you have you%26#039;re putting yourself out as %26quot;available%26quot;. You just need to be smoother... Don%26#039;t act like she%26#039;s the first hot thing you%26#039;ve ever seen. Like you%26#039;re not needy for the company of a female. (Even if you have to lie...but be realistic in your lying)
BTW: joking or not no girl really likes to be called chubby.
Reply:well duh she likes you. even though she has a bf. that is leaving she knows this. and you guys constanly flirt with each other... it%26#039;s really common sense. when he leaves guess what going to happen? your coming into the picture.
Reply:flirt with her more. but you are in korea, and what you are doing isnt playing, your looking for a girlfriend.
Reply:BOTH 19 AND IMPRESSIONABLE. DOES SHE LIKE YOU OR YOUR DAD IS THE OWNER STATUS?.
BOYFRIEND GOING OVERSEAS AND HAS NOT ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM IS A DEFINITE PLUS+
LISTEN TO YOUR HEART. IF YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU HAVE ABOVE A LOT YOU LIKE HER AND SE IS INTERESTED IN YOU?
Nanny
For example she would ask me what shoe looks better on me, and i would say everything looks good
on you, your too cute. Etc. She seems to shy away from these comments, looks away or ignored i said it,
but doesnt seem like a %26quot;get out of my face%26quot; look or anything.
2. I would joke around make fun of stuff shes self-concisous about herself, i call her chubby
in a joking manner, she would laugh hit me in the arm, but i dont overdo it.
3. I would flirt by making stupid bets, saying if i sold this item today u gotta buy me a dinner, etc...
She would laff and say what about my bf? I say who cares?? she laffs (it shows i aint
scared, hopefully) Later that nite she sold the product i was suppose to sell (go figure) i asked her to
buy me dinner, she said haha i sold it though, and then i said then ill buy dinner,
she looked at me smiling and said ok haha..and said im a buy something expensive and laffed.
She telling me to backoff? Friends?? Or is she interested?? Looking For Player Advice ITS VERY LONG!!?
dude thats cold, going for a girl who is takin by a guy who is in the army no less. i get what your sayin but seems a bit low.
Reply:I%26#039;m a girl. Yeah, she likes you, but she has a boyfriend. You shoudn%26#039;t be messing with her, you%26#039;re gonna ruin it with her and her boyfriend. And all you wanna do is tap that anyways. Bad, bad boy!
Reply:Say homboi the boyfriend doesnt matter he might as not even be mentioned. Jus out of nowhere invite her to go do somthin with ya like catch a flick or somplace kewl and if she calles it a date then thats what it is.
Reply:Hate to say but you%26#039;re kinda coming on too strong. Flattery is nice but you%26#039;ve only known her a week. Cool it and just be normal. She%26#039;s got a boyfriend. If you back off and if she is interested, she will come to you. (Like flirt and be more touchy, cause it sounds like she%26#039;s a toucher.)
Get to know her a little better and then see if she%26#039;ll go out with you but you%26#039;re kinda coming off a little desperate because any opportunity you have you%26#039;re putting yourself out as %26quot;available%26quot;. You just need to be smoother... Don%26#039;t act like she%26#039;s the first hot thing you%26#039;ve ever seen. Like you%26#039;re not needy for the company of a female. (Even if you have to lie...but be realistic in your lying)
BTW: joking or not no girl really likes to be called chubby.
Reply:well duh she likes you. even though she has a bf. that is leaving she knows this. and you guys constanly flirt with each other... it%26#039;s really common sense. when he leaves guess what going to happen? your coming into the picture.
Reply:flirt with her more. but you are in korea, and what you are doing isnt playing, your looking for a girlfriend.
Reply:BOTH 19 AND IMPRESSIONABLE. DOES SHE LIKE YOU OR YOUR DAD IS THE OWNER STATUS?.
BOYFRIEND GOING OVERSEAS AND HAS NOT ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM IS A DEFINITE PLUS+
LISTEN TO YOUR HEART. IF YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU HAVE ABOVE A LOT YOU LIKE HER AND SE IS INTERESTED IN YOU?
Nanny
So, Osama Walks into This Bar, See?
and Bush says, %26quot;Whad%26#039;l%26#039;ya have, pardner?%26quot; and Osama says...
But wait a minute. I%26#039;d better shut my mouth. The sign here in the airport says, %26quot;Security is no joking matter.%26quot; But if security%26#039;s no joking matter, why does this guy dressed in a high-school marching band outfit tell me to dump my Frappuccino and take off my shoes? All I can say is, Thank the Lord the %26quot;shoe bomber%26quot; didn%26#039;t carry Semtex in his underpants.
Today%26#039;s a RED and ORANGE ALERT day. How odd. They just caught the British guys with the chemistry sets. But when these guys were about to blow up airliners, the USA was on YELLOW alert. That%26#039;s a %26quot;lowered%26quot; threat notice.
According to the press office from the Department of Homeland Security, lowered-threat Yellow means that there were no special inspections of passengers or cargo. Isn%26#039;t it nice of Mr. Bush to alert Osama when half our security forces are given the day off? Hmm. I asked an Israeli security expert why his nation doesn%26#039;t use these pretty color codes.
He asked me if, when I woke up, I checked the day%26#039;s terror color.
%26quot;I can%26#039;t say I ever have. I mean, who would?%26quot;
He smiled. %26quot;The terrorists.%26quot;
America is the only nation on the planet that kindly informs bombers, hijackers and berserkers the days on which they won%26#039;t be monitored. You%26#039;ve got to get up pretty early in the morning to get a jump on George Bush%26#039;s team.
There are three possible explanations for the Administration%26#039;s publishing a good-day-for-bombing color guidebook.
1. God is on Osama%26#039;s side.
2. George is on Osama%26#039;s side.
3. Fear sells better than sex.
A gold star if you picked #3.
The Fear Factory
I%26#039;m going to tell you something which is straight-up heresy: America is not under attack by terrorists. There is no WAR on terror because, except for one day five years ago, al Qaeda has pretty much left us alone.
That%26#039;s because Osama got what he wanted. There%26#039;s no mystery about what Al Qaeda was after. Like everyone from the Girl Scouts to Bono, Osama put his wish on his web site. He had a single demand: %26quot;Crusaders out of the land of the two Holy Places.%26quot; To translate: get US troops out of Saudi Arabia.
And George Bush gave it to him. On April 29, 2003, two days before landing on the aircraft carrier Lincoln, our self-described %26quot;War President%26quot; quietly put out a notice that he was withdrawing our troops from Saudi soil. In other words, our cowering cowboy gave in whimpering to Osama%26#039;s demand.
The press took no note. They were all wiggie over Bush%26#039;s waddling around the carrier deck in a disco-aged jump suit announcing, %26quot;MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.%26quot; But it wasn%26#039;t America%26#039;s mission that was accomplished, it was Osama%26#039;s.
Am I saying there%26#039;s no danger, no threat? Sure there is: 46 million Americans don%26#039;t have health insurance. IBM is legally stealing from its employees%26#039; pension plan and United Airlines has dumped its pensions altogether. Four-million three-hundred thousand Americans were injured, made sick or killed by their jobs last year. TXU Corporation is right now building four monster-sized power plants in Texas that will burn skuzzy gunk called %26quot;lignite.%26quot; The filth it will pour into the sky will snuff a heck of a lot more Americans than some goofy group of fanatics with bottles of hydrogen peroxide.
But Americans don%26#039;t ask for real protection from what%26#039;s killing us. The War on Terror is the Weapon of Mass Distraction. Instead of demanding health insurance, we have 59 million of our fellow citizens pooping in their pants with fear of Al Qaeda, waddling to the polls, crying, %26quot;Georgie save us!%26quot;
And what does he give us? In my own small town, the federal government has paid for loading an SUV with .50 caliber machine guns to watch for an Al Qaeda attack at the dock of the ferry that takes tourists to the Indian casino in Connecticut. The casino dock is my town%26#039;s officially designated %26quot;Critical Asset and Vulnerability Infrastructure Point (CAVIP).%26quot; (To find the most vulnerable points to attack in the USA, Al Qaeda can download a list from the Department of Homeland Security -- no kidding.)
But that%26#039;s not all. Bush is protecting us from English hijackers with a fearsome anti-terrorist tool: the Virginia-class submarine. The V-boat was originally meant to hunt Soviet subs. But there are no more Soviet subs. So, General Dynamics and Lockheed Martin have %26quot;refitted%26quot; these Cold War dinosaurs with new torpedoes redesigned to carry counter-terror commandoes. That%26#039;s right: when we find Osama%26#039;s beach house, we can shoot our boys right up under his picnic table and take him out. These Marines-in-a-tube injector boats cost $2.5 billion each -- and our President%26#039;s ordered half a dozen new ones.
Lynn Cheney, the Veep%26#039;s wife, still takes in compensation from Lockheed as a former board member. I%26#039;m sure that has nothing to do with this multi-billion dollar %26quot;anti-terror%26quot; contract.
Fear sells better than sex. Fear is the sales pitch for many lucrative products: from billion-dollar sailor injectors to one very lucrative war in Mesopotamia (a third of a trillion dollars doled out, no audits, no questions asked).
Better than toothpaste that makes our teeth whiter than white, this stuff will make us safer than safe. It%26#039;s political junk food, the cheap filling in the flashy tube. What we don%26#039;t get is safety from the real dangers: a life-threatening health-care system, lung-murdering pollution production and a trade deficit with China that%26#039;s reducing mid-America to coolie status. Protecting us from these true threats would take a slice of the profits of the Lockheeds, the Exxons and the rest of the owning class.
War on Terror is class war by other means -- to keep you from asking for real protection from true menace, the landlords of our nation give you fake protection from manufactured dangers. And they remind you to be afraid every time you fly to see Aunt Millie and have to give up your hemorrhoid ointment to the underpaid guy in the bell-hop suit with a security badge.
Oh, hey, you never got the punch line.
So, Osama Walks into This Bar, See? and Bush says, %26quot;Whad%26#039;l%26#039;ya have, pardner?%26quot; and Osama says, %26quot;Well, George, what are you serving today?%26quot; and Bush says, %26quot;Fear,%26quot; and Osama shouts, %26quot;Fear for everybody!%26quot; and George pours it on for the crowd. Then the presidential bartender says, %26quot;Hey, who%26#039;s buying?%26quot; and Osama points a thumb at the crowd sucking down their brew. %26quot;They are,%26quot; he says. And the two of them share a quiet laugh.
So, Osama Walks into This Bar, See?
I think you misunderstood the name of this section of Yahoo!
It is called Yahoo! Answers, not Yahoo! Political Rants. And, although I don%26#039;t like Bush as President either, please ask a question or go somewhere else with your views.
Reply:This is great! Good story. I say to the USA....Shame on you!! You bully!! Report It
Reply:After I had to scroll through your question I forgot my answer.
Reply:%26quot;Here, here, well spoken, Bruce.%26quot;
(A little Monty Python ought to kick things up a notch.)
Reply:I have to agree with the shoe bomber joke. I actually parodied a CNN article about the liquids ban in regards to clothing, but my wife has yet to put it on her blog, and I am too lazy to get one (if I do, I will be expected to keep adding to it...). Ah well, such is life.
Just don%26#039;t bother flying, if you can help it.
I prefer the joke %26quot;A man walks into a bar.%26quot;
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But wait a minute. I%26#039;d better shut my mouth. The sign here in the airport says, %26quot;Security is no joking matter.%26quot; But if security%26#039;s no joking matter, why does this guy dressed in a high-school marching band outfit tell me to dump my Frappuccino and take off my shoes? All I can say is, Thank the Lord the %26quot;shoe bomber%26quot; didn%26#039;t carry Semtex in his underpants.
Today%26#039;s a RED and ORANGE ALERT day. How odd. They just caught the British guys with the chemistry sets. But when these guys were about to blow up airliners, the USA was on YELLOW alert. That%26#039;s a %26quot;lowered%26quot; threat notice.
According to the press office from the Department of Homeland Security, lowered-threat Yellow means that there were no special inspections of passengers or cargo. Isn%26#039;t it nice of Mr. Bush to alert Osama when half our security forces are given the day off? Hmm. I asked an Israeli security expert why his nation doesn%26#039;t use these pretty color codes.
He asked me if, when I woke up, I checked the day%26#039;s terror color.
%26quot;I can%26#039;t say I ever have. I mean, who would?%26quot;
He smiled. %26quot;The terrorists.%26quot;
America is the only nation on the planet that kindly informs bombers, hijackers and berserkers the days on which they won%26#039;t be monitored. You%26#039;ve got to get up pretty early in the morning to get a jump on George Bush%26#039;s team.
There are three possible explanations for the Administration%26#039;s publishing a good-day-for-bombing color guidebook.
1. God is on Osama%26#039;s side.
2. George is on Osama%26#039;s side.
3. Fear sells better than sex.
A gold star if you picked #3.
The Fear Factory
I%26#039;m going to tell you something which is straight-up heresy: America is not under attack by terrorists. There is no WAR on terror because, except for one day five years ago, al Qaeda has pretty much left us alone.
That%26#039;s because Osama got what he wanted. There%26#039;s no mystery about what Al Qaeda was after. Like everyone from the Girl Scouts to Bono, Osama put his wish on his web site. He had a single demand: %26quot;Crusaders out of the land of the two Holy Places.%26quot; To translate: get US troops out of Saudi Arabia.
And George Bush gave it to him. On April 29, 2003, two days before landing on the aircraft carrier Lincoln, our self-described %26quot;War President%26quot; quietly put out a notice that he was withdrawing our troops from Saudi soil. In other words, our cowering cowboy gave in whimpering to Osama%26#039;s demand.
The press took no note. They were all wiggie over Bush%26#039;s waddling around the carrier deck in a disco-aged jump suit announcing, %26quot;MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.%26quot; But it wasn%26#039;t America%26#039;s mission that was accomplished, it was Osama%26#039;s.
Am I saying there%26#039;s no danger, no threat? Sure there is: 46 million Americans don%26#039;t have health insurance. IBM is legally stealing from its employees%26#039; pension plan and United Airlines has dumped its pensions altogether. Four-million three-hundred thousand Americans were injured, made sick or killed by their jobs last year. TXU Corporation is right now building four monster-sized power plants in Texas that will burn skuzzy gunk called %26quot;lignite.%26quot; The filth it will pour into the sky will snuff a heck of a lot more Americans than some goofy group of fanatics with bottles of hydrogen peroxide.
But Americans don%26#039;t ask for real protection from what%26#039;s killing us. The War on Terror is the Weapon of Mass Distraction. Instead of demanding health insurance, we have 59 million of our fellow citizens pooping in their pants with fear of Al Qaeda, waddling to the polls, crying, %26quot;Georgie save us!%26quot;
And what does he give us? In my own small town, the federal government has paid for loading an SUV with .50 caliber machine guns to watch for an Al Qaeda attack at the dock of the ferry that takes tourists to the Indian casino in Connecticut. The casino dock is my town%26#039;s officially designated %26quot;Critical Asset and Vulnerability Infrastructure Point (CAVIP).%26quot; (To find the most vulnerable points to attack in the USA, Al Qaeda can download a list from the Department of Homeland Security -- no kidding.)
But that%26#039;s not all. Bush is protecting us from English hijackers with a fearsome anti-terrorist tool: the Virginia-class submarine. The V-boat was originally meant to hunt Soviet subs. But there are no more Soviet subs. So, General Dynamics and Lockheed Martin have %26quot;refitted%26quot; these Cold War dinosaurs with new torpedoes redesigned to carry counter-terror commandoes. That%26#039;s right: when we find Osama%26#039;s beach house, we can shoot our boys right up under his picnic table and take him out. These Marines-in-a-tube injector boats cost $2.5 billion each -- and our President%26#039;s ordered half a dozen new ones.
Lynn Cheney, the Veep%26#039;s wife, still takes in compensation from Lockheed as a former board member. I%26#039;m sure that has nothing to do with this multi-billion dollar %26quot;anti-terror%26quot; contract.
Fear sells better than sex. Fear is the sales pitch for many lucrative products: from billion-dollar sailor injectors to one very lucrative war in Mesopotamia (a third of a trillion dollars doled out, no audits, no questions asked).
Better than toothpaste that makes our teeth whiter than white, this stuff will make us safer than safe. It%26#039;s political junk food, the cheap filling in the flashy tube. What we don%26#039;t get is safety from the real dangers: a life-threatening health-care system, lung-murdering pollution production and a trade deficit with China that%26#039;s reducing mid-America to coolie status. Protecting us from these true threats would take a slice of the profits of the Lockheeds, the Exxons and the rest of the owning class.
War on Terror is class war by other means -- to keep you from asking for real protection from true menace, the landlords of our nation give you fake protection from manufactured dangers. And they remind you to be afraid every time you fly to see Aunt Millie and have to give up your hemorrhoid ointment to the underpaid guy in the bell-hop suit with a security badge.
Oh, hey, you never got the punch line.
So, Osama Walks into This Bar, See? and Bush says, %26quot;Whad%26#039;l%26#039;ya have, pardner?%26quot; and Osama says, %26quot;Well, George, what are you serving today?%26quot; and Bush says, %26quot;Fear,%26quot; and Osama shouts, %26quot;Fear for everybody!%26quot; and George pours it on for the crowd. Then the presidential bartender says, %26quot;Hey, who%26#039;s buying?%26quot; and Osama points a thumb at the crowd sucking down their brew. %26quot;They are,%26quot; he says. And the two of them share a quiet laugh.
So, Osama Walks into This Bar, See?
I think you misunderstood the name of this section of Yahoo!
It is called Yahoo! Answers, not Yahoo! Political Rants. And, although I don%26#039;t like Bush as President either, please ask a question or go somewhere else with your views.
Reply:This is great! Good story. I say to the USA....Shame on you!! You bully!! Report It
Reply:After I had to scroll through your question I forgot my answer.
Reply:%26quot;Here, here, well spoken, Bruce.%26quot;
(A little Monty Python ought to kick things up a notch.)
Reply:I have to agree with the shoe bomber joke. I actually parodied a CNN article about the liquids ban in regards to clothing, but my wife has yet to put it on her blog, and I am too lazy to get one (if I do, I will be expected to keep adding to it...). Ah well, such is life.
Just don%26#039;t bother flying, if you can help it.
I prefer the joke %26quot;A man walks into a bar.%26quot;
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She interested or just being friendly?? Looking for playas advice. ONLY!! VERY LONG will give points!!!?
1. For example she would ask me what shoe looks better on me, and i would say everything looks good
on you, your too cute. Etc. She seems to shy away from these comments, looks away or ignored i said it,
but doesnt seem like a %26quot;get out of my face%26quot; look or anything.
2. I would joke around make fun of stuff shes self-concisous about herself, i call her chubby
in a joking manner, she would laugh hit me in the arm, but i dont overdo it.
3. I would flirt by making stupid bets, saying if i sold this item today u gotta buy me a dinner, etc...
She would laff and say what about my bf? I say who cares?? she laffs (it shows i aint
scared, hopefully) Later that nite she sold the product i was suppose to sell (go figure) i asked her to
buy me dinner, she said haha i sold it though, and then i said then ill buy dinner,
she looked at me smiling and said ok haha..and said im a buy something expensive and laffed.
She interested or just being friendly?? Looking for playas advice. ONLY!! VERY LONG will give points!!!?
No man, sorry. She is not into you (YET).
Stop messing things up, Stp being a nice friendly guy (if she is a 9 or a 10).
You need to make fun of her anytime you get a chance. If she touch you, that a good sign. Tease her that she is trowing herself at you and tell her that you are not an easy guy to get.
Don%26#039;t be a wussy, meet others women and mostly try to get their phone numbers while she is looking. Do not make this a big deal at all man. They are 2.5 billion female out here. Last advice NEVER give your power to a female, NEVER be nice to a female just because she is beautiful, NEVER seek approval from women and never EVER date a single female at time. Date 2 or 3 everytime and tell them that you are looking for the best among them.
From what u said, the girl is not into you. Women don%26#039;t love you because you showed them how you love them or how special (nice guy) you are. Women love you because they are attracted to you. The things that I know women are attracted too are money and power. If you don%26#039;t have those you have to be an alpha male to create attraction. So be the alpha not the Wussy.
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on you, your too cute. Etc. She seems to shy away from these comments, looks away or ignored i said it,
but doesnt seem like a %26quot;get out of my face%26quot; look or anything.
2. I would joke around make fun of stuff shes self-concisous about herself, i call her chubby
in a joking manner, she would laugh hit me in the arm, but i dont overdo it.
3. I would flirt by making stupid bets, saying if i sold this item today u gotta buy me a dinner, etc...
She would laff and say what about my bf? I say who cares?? she laffs (it shows i aint
scared, hopefully) Later that nite she sold the product i was suppose to sell (go figure) i asked her to
buy me dinner, she said haha i sold it though, and then i said then ill buy dinner,
she looked at me smiling and said ok haha..and said im a buy something expensive and laffed.
She interested or just being friendly?? Looking for playas advice. ONLY!! VERY LONG will give points!!!?
No man, sorry. She is not into you (YET).
Stop messing things up, Stp being a nice friendly guy (if she is a 9 or a 10).
You need to make fun of her anytime you get a chance. If she touch you, that a good sign. Tease her that she is trowing herself at you and tell her that you are not an easy guy to get.
Don%26#039;t be a wussy, meet others women and mostly try to get their phone numbers while she is looking. Do not make this a big deal at all man. They are 2.5 billion female out here. Last advice NEVER give your power to a female, NEVER be nice to a female just because she is beautiful, NEVER seek approval from women and never EVER date a single female at time. Date 2 or 3 everytime and tell them that you are looking for the best among them.
From what u said, the girl is not into you. Women don%26#039;t love you because you showed them how you love them or how special (nice guy) you are. Women love you because they are attracted to you. The things that I know women are attracted too are money and power. If you don%26#039;t have those you have to be an alpha male to create attraction. So be the alpha not the Wussy.
health care
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