Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?
Can you cry under water?
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
What%26#039;s the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey%26#039;s/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn%26#039;t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn%26#039;t be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob%26#039;s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells %26quot;duck%26quot; they are helping you, but if they yell %26quot;chicken%26quot; they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a %26quot;blind seer%26quot;?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn%26#039;t flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing %26quot;Rock a bye baby%26quot; to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we%26#039;re head over heels when we%26#039;re happy? Isn%26#039;t that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :%26#039;Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there%26#039;s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called %26quot;stand-up%26quot;?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone %26quot;late%26quot; if they died early?
Why are the adjectives %26#039;fast as%26#039; and %26#039;slow as%26#039; often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn%26#039;t the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be %26quot;degraded%26quot;?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn%26#039;t pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How%26#039;s come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don%26#039;t lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can%26#039;t swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn%26#039;t good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn%26#039;t the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you %26quot;what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?%26quot; no one ever replies, %26quot;A BOAT%26quot;
Why are elderly people often called %26quot;old people%26quot; but children are never called %26quot;new people%26quot;?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn%26#039;t broccoli come in a can?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say %26quot;shake well%26quot; on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you%26#039;re on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written %26quot;May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts%26quot; on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
f you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, %26quot;can I ask you a question?%26quot; and they say %26quot;fire away%26quot; should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People%26#039;s Republic Of China when China%26#039;s not a republic?
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn%26#039;t it called adultnapped??
Why do blacklights look purple?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won%26#039;t hit them?
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is %26quot;thou shall not steal%26quot;?
Why isn%26#039;t the caps lock capitalized?
If there%26#039;s a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does%26#039;nt blow out everywere?
Isn%26#039;t it weird that if you rearange the word %26quot;teacher%26quot; you get %26quot;cheater%26quot;?
How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
You know the saying %26quot;throw ya hands in the air like ya don%26#039;t care%26quot;? why bother doing that if you dont care?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
If %26quot;Fantasy Island%26quot; really granted wishes, why wasn%26#039;t Tattoo 6%26#039;6%26quot; ?
Why do water bottles have a %26quot;best if used by%26quot; date?
If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?
Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Why can the saying %26quot;it%26#039;s all downhill from here.%26quot; mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?
If all of ACME%26#039;s products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
Why do %26quot;cool%26quot; and %26quot;hot%26quot; mean the same thing?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
Is it legal to name your kid %26quot;Anonymous%26quot;?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why can%26#039;t liquor freeze?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
How come they don%26#039;t add the time that we are in our mom%26#039;s to our age?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can%26#039;t see? Wouldn%26#039;t that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on %26quot;freeways%26quot;?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say %26quot;an alarm going off,%26quot; if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they%26#039;re always covered with sheets?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Have ex-punsters been expunged?
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can%26#039;t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know how most packages say %26quot;Open here%26quot;. What is the protocol if the package says, %26quot;Open somewhere else%26quot;?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn%26#039;t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn%26#039;t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn%26#039;t %26quot;palindrome%26quot; spelled the same way backwards?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Don%26#039;t you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is the word %26quot;abbreviate%26quot; so long?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a %26quot;near miss%26quot;?
Why is it that when you%26#039;re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it%26#039;s ajar, but when a jar is open it%26#039;s not adoor?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why is it called %26#039;after dark%26#039;, when it is really after light?
Why is it called a TV %26quot;set%26quot; when you only get one?
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?
Why is it called a %26quot;building%26quot; when it is already built?
If you ansewr all of these you will get ten pionts plus then more piont by another question?
You aren%26#039;t a very smart one are you?
Reply:woahh
Reply:-no because the dead person doesnt really exactly count.
-yes you can cry underwater
-yes because he might tell the woman once he comes out of the woods
-yes because they can break their bones just as easily as people with hair
-a novel is a ficticious prose narrative of book length; a book is a written or printed work
-the opinion of %26quot;old%26quot; varies from person to person so it cant really be defined
-i dont think they would have to show it, because its just wasting power. they would still have to show it even if one person showed up for the movie
-the government owns everything below the crust, i believe
-i guess it would either be a pocket or a cold pocket...
-i have no clue
-glue doesnt stick to the inside because the inside is still wet.
i dont feel like answering anymore of these questions.........
shadow
Reply:yes
i think so
yes
yes
idk
about 60
i dont think so
i think so
no its still a hot pocket just not hot
some didnt evolve like us
no oxygen in there
Idk thats a good one
i dont think so
i dont know i was actually thinking about that yesterday
idk
she liked to rip people off
yet another good question
when a sponge gets old it becomes more round
same amount
lol no i dont think so
duck telling u to watch out chicken is teasing u
i doubt that they pay for it
i like to think so
that would be a good science experiment
i think so
good question
i already answered
i dont think they would serve them
No its an African Elephant in America
because it isnt ink
probably the patient because the %26quot;doctor died%26quot;
your rockin it to sleep
i dont know
she didnt
yes its thethat way retard people cant sue them
no
he has a machine breathing for him and talking for him
probably not
idk
thats a good question ask a deaf person
hes a very smart man
i didnt knowq ppl did that
good question
they like to test things out for themselves
idk
i guess it sounds cool
they want to make it sound bettter
a prince
red slymoblizes danger
IT requires think and there are two ppl competing to win
good quesition
maybe a prison for hermaphrodites
yes
idk
i dont think so ur body would reales the pee
they talk the way they think he sounded
well im bored there were some fun questions i wonder if anyone willl write more then me
Reply:the answer is.....because you don%26#039;t have a life!
naw, just joking, but god damn, to much questions
Reply:that would take like 18 years to answer, but i read it all!! took me a while tho.... it was kinda funny
Reply:yes, yes no , no, no difference, ...the rest are simply too deep for me. though i contain infinite knowledge, i must summarize the rest with incredibly wise words: idk
Reply:Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?
NO
Can you cry under water?
YES
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
YES
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
YES
What%26#039;s the difference between a novel and a book?
A NOVEL IS LONGER
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
70
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
NO
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
YES
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
YES
If humans evolved from monkey%26#039;s/apes, why are they still here?
BECAUSE ONLY SOME OF US EVOLVED
Why doesn%26#039;t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
WOA.WIERD.IDK
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn%26#039;t be mysteries.
EXACTLY
Do penguins have knees?
NO
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
WHYS IT COMING ON
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? SO YOU DON%26#039;T BLOCK OTHER PEOPLE
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? SHE FOUND SPECIAL SEASHELS
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?FICTION
Why are both of Spongebob%26#039;s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? HES ADOPTED
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
YES
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
YES HAHA
Why is it that if someone yells %26quot;duck%26quot; they are helping you, but if they yell %26quot;chicken%26quot; they are insulting you? THEY ARE NOT REFERRING TO DUCKS
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
NO THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?YES
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?WHAT WOULD IT VACUUME
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a %26quot;blind seer%26quot;? NO
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? IM GENEROUS
Can you cry underwater?YES YOU ARLEADY ASKEDM E
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?YES
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? YES
Why doesn%26#039;t flavored gum turn your mouth that color?CUZ I SAID SO
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? BOTH
Why do we sing %26quot;Rock a bye baby%26quot; to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? BECAUSE WE WANT THEM TO GO TO SLEEP
Why do we say we%26#039;re head over heels when we%26#039;re happy?WE WANNA FLIP
Isn%26#039;t that the way we normally are?UPSIDE DOWN
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?SHE DIDNT THATS WHY SHE WAS GREEN
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?NO
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :%26#039;Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? FOR RETARDS
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?NOPE
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?HES DARTH VADER
If there%26#039;s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called %26quot;stand-up%26quot;? YEAH JERK
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?NO THEY%26#039;RE NOT ALLOWED
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? IMAGES
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?HE MADE WALT DISNEY
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? I DONT KNOW
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? SOAP IS WHITE
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? WE CANT PROVE THAT THERE ARE THAT MANY STARS
Why do they call someone %26quot;late%26quot; if they died early?THEY WERE THE LATE VERSION
Why are the adjectives %26#039;fast as%26#039; and %26#039;slow as%26#039; often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?FAST
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn%26#039;t the little cans be 2 cans?SHUSH
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? A ROYAL BUTTHOLE
Why are red buttons always the most important?
THEY ATTRACK ATTENTION
How is chess considered a sport? YOUR HANDS ARE WORKING OUT
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SPITTING ANYTHING OUT
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? THE ONE IT LOOKS LIKE AND THE LIFE STYLE IT LEADS
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be %26quot;degraded%26quot;? NO
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
NO
Would you die if you didn%26#039;t pee?
YES
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?HOW DO YOU KNOW
How%26#039;s come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.THERES A DIFF BETWEEN IMMATURE AND BEING A KID
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don%26#039;t lay eggs.EATS EGGS
When Atheists go to Court, they can%26#039;t swear on the bible, can they?GUESS NOT IT WONT MATTER ANYWAY
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?OH WELL
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
YES
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
URD
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them
ITS NOT A PROBLEM
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn%26#039;t good on mashed potatoes? THEIR NOT FRIED
Where do all the daylight savings hours go? TOMMORW
Why doesn%26#039;t the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?ASK GOD
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?NOTHING
Why when people ask you %26quot;what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?%26quot; no one ever replies, %26quot;A BOAT%26quot;
DUHH
are elderly people often called %26quot;old people%26quot; but children are never called %26quot;new people%26quot;?
I DO
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
HE DOESNT
Why doesn%26#039;t broccoli come in a can?
IDK
Can you slam a revolving door?
YES
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
56
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
NOTHING
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
NO
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
ALRAEDY ASKED ME THIS
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands?
THATS FOR HIM TO KNOW
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
GET A CARD FOR YOURELF
Can you read a picture book?
YES YOU READI NTO THE PICS
Why does it say %26quot;shake well%26quot; on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
YOU CANT SHAKE KETCHUP PACKETS
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? NOT AT SLEEPYS
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
YES
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
LOL
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
NO
if you%26#039;re on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?YES
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
IDK
What shape is the sky?
NONE
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
NO
Why is it written %26quot;May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts%26quot; on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
YES
f you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
BLINKING
If you have a gun and you ask, %26quot;can I ask you a question?%26quot; and they say %26quot;fire away%26quot; should you shoot them?
NO
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
IDKYES
Why is it called the People%26#039;s Republic Of China when China%26#039;s not a republic?YES
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?YES
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?YES
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn%26#039;t it called adultnapped??YES
Why do blacklights look purple?YES
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?YES
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won%26#039;t hit them?YES
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is %26quot;thou shall not steal%26quot;?YES
Why isn%26#039;t the caps lock capitalized?YES
If there%26#039;s a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?YES
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does%26#039;nt blow out everywere?YES
Isn%26#039;t it weird that if you rearange the word %26quot;teache
Reply:1-99) either yes, no, or idk
i get 10 pionts i answered every one of them
Reply:Who would be stupid enough to do this....
anyways my answers are: yes, no, yes, and yes.
Hope im rite!
Reply:YES! ;)
Reply:I have one for you: If the police arrest a mime, do they give it the right to remain silent?
Reply:haha.. dont know what to tell you..but most of those the answer is obvious. either its called that cuz someone just thought it up and everybody went along with it.. for the building thing, or its a play on words with the cow giving spoiled milk if you pamper it, and the answer is obviously no. dont know what to tell you.. good luck to someone who actually wastes all the time to answer all those
Reply:No
Yes, crying is a feeling
Hell yea lol
No
a book can be any stack of pages…A novel is too long, and is most likely a story
A couple of days before ur death
Yes
In a way..lol but no
yes
I don’t believe in evolution :P
cuz it was made that way
U got a point there..they should change its name…dumb show anyway..lol go watch lost
yes
Dumb forieners started it…haha lol, russelle peters
They don’t care about u…they wana make sure they can save themselves first..lol
she was blonde.lol
fiction from a non-christian perspective, and vis versa for a christian
Dumb show..i didn’t even know that till now..lol
yes
haha lol…I don’t like milk anyways. So I guess yea
cuz duck has another meaning…to crouch
hell yea…ill make them pay.lol
I guess
AHHAHA%26gt;…..Yes leanrt from experience
no..i don’t believe in them
cuz stone cold said so
yes…I answered this above!!
Yes
yes,,in a way
cuz, it’s its like writing on ur hand…is ur hand blue?
Neither..he’d go out for a smoke
ignorance I guess
I guess
she didn’t
no ..im not bald and I never wore one when I worked
lol….just incase I guess
idk
he does?
yea so stand up
HAhaha lol
no..niether
Geniouses
hungrieness beats all
Cuz that’s the way it works
Huh?
idk
no
yea
I’d laugh if that happend
Red is a coulor that comes quick to the mind I guess
u use ur brain energy I guess
cuz drueling is an accident
the it prison
yea.lol
idk
No..ud pee anyways
cuz he likes them that way
ignorance..
he steals them from a chicken
no
fake marbels I gues
I have no clue…but ull melt on the way..lol
yes
fart on them
cuz its good with FRIED things
they burn in hell
Because after u cut ur hair it grows faster again and again
It dies
haha trick question I guess
who said that?
with sharp @ss nails
Cuz it will stink than
haha no
.1111111111 years old I guess
I will eat it
no
cuz
who said he was civilized
u kill the person who gave it to you
yea…pictures have meanings
I have no clue
yea….humtyday
Mermaids don’t exist
so true
ull see a reflection?
21
the world ends
that’s something with no shape I guess
proabably
haha…I guess people are
winking
yes
what is a chickpea? Good question
play on words I guess
because there prtty and their not
they do?
That’s my new word…adultnapped
they dont
yes
there dumb people I guess..lol I love rain..and ionly see that in movies. :P
cuz those are against the bible believes I guess
It should be
no…if there were u would lose breath and die on the way
yes
my teachers are cheaters,,lol
Cuz when ur happy ur lou
Cuz it entered the mouth lol
Yes…take a bite out of it and u might know the true beliefe.lol
cuz u do care…that’s why its…LIKE u don’t care
Pineapple is a word taken from both I guess
haha lol…so true
cuz it gets old
yea lol
no
cuz it makes them look good
stupid schools I guess
cuz downhells can get bad…and there also easy to go down
HE IS AN IDIOT….
Used in different ways
yes
no it doesn’t
Yes
Haha…yea I guess..poor kid tho
it’s the way they work I guess
those I don’t think will be considered pets
it can’t?
up.
cuz that’s 2 specific..although some people do
This q is soo dumb…it makes it easier to see…cuz u focus on a smaller place
I have no clue
none?
we don’t
Cuz the name sounds cool
200years
*Yes…but he would probably eat it
dumbness…
same I guess
cuz there so unhealthy I guess
idk
the chemicals I guess
1
yes
The wqay there soed..i guess
no
yes
no…unless ur really tall
its not..its a name showing love to one I guess
have a paster
I hate science
idk
cuz its natural to come on to you
hippos aren’t brown brown.
yes
no
yes
yes
no
huh?
too expensive..lloll
no
yes
its open in another place?
*AHAHa…its not called fly cuz it flys..or is it
cuz that’s disgusting
it isn’t?
cuz stone cold said so
cuz that’s what a monopoly is
cuz..it will taste even worse…sort of sour bitter I guess
yes
cuz it adapts to its meaning
I guess so
why are u bigger than ur doG?
cuz ur sitten or stangin…ur not doin anything new
cuz that’s what it is
cuz the radio. Doesn’t allow one to concentrate….i will start calling it a-door
first time I hear that word
cuz…its getting deaper in the darknes idk!
cuz, that makes it sound better
who knows
I agree it should be called a “built”
Their im done! :P
that was fn....now i wouldn%26#039;t normally do this...but can i have BA...haha lol
pce
i like most of those q? my fav was
Reply:ummm...ummmm... 7 ate 9!!!
Reply:Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? no
Can you cry under water? never tried
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? yes. men are always wrong
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? only in december
What%26#039;s the difference between a novel and a book? novel is lnoger
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? 89
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? yea the movie workers watch it
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? no just to the 8th layer
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? no just a cold hot pocket
If humans evolved from monkey%26#039;s/apes, why are they still here? they arent
Why doesn%26#039;t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? special material
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn%26#039;t be mysteries. they arent solved yet.
Do penguins have knees? no just floopy legs
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? beccause it sounds better
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? no you would be too sacred
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? she was doing it for charity
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? they dont carry the bible
Why are both of Spongebob%26#039;s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? he is rare
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?yes
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? no
Why is it that if someone yells %26quot;duck%26quot; they are helping you, but if they yell %26quot;chicken%26quot; they are insulting you? because chickens are gross
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? no
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? they do.. but only the bad people
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? it does yes
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a %26quot;blind seer%26quot;? no
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? because you are helping
Can you cry underwater? no
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? yes they would
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? depends on your political stance
Why doesn%26#039;t flavored gum turn your mouth that color? it does, but it is invisible
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? the docotr
Why do we sing %26quot;Rock a bye baby%26quot; to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? we secretly want our babbies to fall out
Why do we say we%26#039;re head over heels when we%26#039;re happy? it feels good
Isn%26#039;t that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? she never did
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? yes
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :%26#039;Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? they have to
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? they do yes
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? he has two mouths
If there%26#039;s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called %26quot;stand-up%26quot;? no sit down
When the French swear do they say pardon my English? yes
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? hands
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? fun
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? prayer
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? they hate color
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? they likepaint
Why do they call someone %26quot;late%26quot; if they died early? they dont
Why are the adjectives %26#039;fast as%26#039; and %26#039;slow as%26#039; often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn%26#039;t the little cans be 2 cans? no it wouldnt
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