1. I Called her cute couple of times, 1-2 times every couple of days.. to give her hints.
For example she would ask me what shoe looks better on me, and i would say everything looks good
on you, your too cute. Etc. She seems to shy away from these comments, looks away or ignored i said it,
but doesnt seem like a %26quot;get out of my face%26quot; look or anything.
2. I would joke around make fun of stuff shes self-concisous about herself, call her chubby,
in a joking manner, she would laugh hit me in the arm, but i dont overdo it.
3. I would flirt by making stupid bets, saying if i sold this item today u gotta buy me a dinner, etc...
She would laff and say what about my bf? I say who cares?? she laffs (it shows i aint
scared, hopefully) Later that nite she sold the product i was suppose to sell (go figure) i asked her to
buy me dinner, she said haha i sold it though, and then i said then ill buy dinner,
she looked at me smiling and said ok haha..and said im a buy something expensive and laffed.
She being nice or is she interested??? This is VERY LONG but please help ill give points!!?
she is interested.......
Reply:Yeah girls definately love to be called chubby, you keep it up slick.
Reply:i dont think she likes you
she brings up her boyfriend so that you%26#039;ll get the hint that she already likes someone else
the reason she laughs is because she%26#039;s just trying to be polite and also she%26#039;s uncomfortable. and plus you said you are the owners son so she doesn%26#039;t want to get on your bad side
also a lot of girls get offended if you call them chubby even if they act like they%26#039;re not angry inside they%26#039;re hurt so like thats not a good flirting tactic
Reply:Well, I wouldn%26#039;t call her chubby anymore--especially if she%26#039;s self concious about it; it%26#039;s just plain--not funny. This is a bit hard to answer since I%26#039;m in America and I don%26#039;t know the Korean culture about personal space and touch. But I would say that she is interested if she regularly makes physical contact with you when it%26#039;s not necessary. While some people are %26quot;touchy%26quot; in a friendly manner, it%26#039;s often seen as rude behavior--impeding on others%26#039; personal space. If she weren%26#039;t interested she would say %26quot;no, I have a bf%26quot; instead of %26quot;what about my bf?%26quot; but it sounds as if she%26#039;s getting herself into a situation that is conflicting and she doesn%26#039;t know what to do about it.
Just be the big guy and say, %26quot;I like you and I%26#039;d like to get to know you better, lets have lunch, dinner, coffee, etc.%26quot; if she says, %26quot;no, I have a bf%26quot; then you know she%26#039;s serious about her beau. The worst she can say is %26quot;no%26quot;--then it%26#039;s over and you can stop stressing about whether or not she is interested in you.
Good luck.
Reply:well maybe is just being nice, i guess she saw your attitude with her close brother, cousin or boyfriend which she misses a lot...if you want you can talk to her i guess there is nothing wrong about being true to yourself ....it is a way things would be clear to both of you since she had a boyfriend.
nwei, gudlak.
Reply:Dude please stop teasing her that aint good, to be honest same thing happened to me, but the kicker is he did all those things your doing it got him trouble though cause he went to far at work but what im trying to say is i didnt know he liked me,,,, you got to be bold and direct, she may suspect it but you never really siad it either,,,, got for it all you can get is a yes or no,,,, i say do it!!!!!
Reply:idk i just read the last line
Reply:I think she%26#039;s just nice, sorry.
Reply:first of all your the ******* owners son, of course she%26#039;s gotta be nice to you. 2nd she has a boyfriend, 3rd you only known her for a week, and finally she seems to want to be friends but she doesn%26#039;t want anything else. Most girls ***** about their guys, it%26#039;s what they do. Dude, way to fit chubby in their smoothly. I always say %26quot;hey fatty%26quot; then ask her to make the pillsbarry doughboy sound as you poke her.!!!!!! It totally gets em! if that doesn%26#039;t work ask if she%26#039;s a chipmonk or if when she%26#039;s due....chicks ******* love that!
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
She feeling me or just being friendly?
1. I Called her cute couple of times, 1-2 times every couple of days.. to give her hints.
For example she would ask me what shoe looks better on me, and i would say everything looks good
on you, your too cute. Etc. She seems to shy away from these comments, looks away or ignored i said it,
but doesnt seem like a %26quot;get out of my face%26quot; look or anything.
2. I would joke around make fun of stuff shes self-concisous about herself, in a joking manner, but i dont
overdo it..
3. I would flirt by making stupid bets, saying if i sold this item today u gotta buy me a dinner, etc...
She would laff and say what about my bf? I say who cares?? she laffs (it shows i aint
scared, hopefully) Later that nite she sold the product i was suppose to sell (go figure) i asked her to
buy me dinner, she said haha i sold it though, and then i said then ill buy dinner,
she looked at me smiling and said ok haha..and said im a buy something expensive and laffed.
She feeling me or just being friendly?
She%26#039;s just being nice if she mentions her boyfriend.
If and when she%26#039;s ready to go out with just you she will let you know.
Just stay friends with her. She likes you now as friend but who knows what will happen next month.
You could ask her if she has a double so you can ask her out because you don%26#039;t want to make her boyfriend jealous.
Good luck.
Reply:Shes being nice with the possibility of being more later maybe after her dude goes into the military. It%26#039;s not the point of you being scared of her boyfriend the point is she told you she has one this means not right now the timing is not right. So just be there for her, keep doing what ya doin and have some patience.
Reply:definitely just being nice.
Reply:sounds like she%26#039;s just flirting
performing arts
For example she would ask me what shoe looks better on me, and i would say everything looks good
on you, your too cute. Etc. She seems to shy away from these comments, looks away or ignored i said it,
but doesnt seem like a %26quot;get out of my face%26quot; look or anything.
2. I would joke around make fun of stuff shes self-concisous about herself, in a joking manner, but i dont
overdo it..
3. I would flirt by making stupid bets, saying if i sold this item today u gotta buy me a dinner, etc...
She would laff and say what about my bf? I say who cares?? she laffs (it shows i aint
scared, hopefully) Later that nite she sold the product i was suppose to sell (go figure) i asked her to
buy me dinner, she said haha i sold it though, and then i said then ill buy dinner,
she looked at me smiling and said ok haha..and said im a buy something expensive and laffed.
She feeling me or just being friendly?
She%26#039;s just being nice if she mentions her boyfriend.
If and when she%26#039;s ready to go out with just you she will let you know.
Just stay friends with her. She likes you now as friend but who knows what will happen next month.
You could ask her if she has a double so you can ask her out because you don%26#039;t want to make her boyfriend jealous.
Good luck.
Reply:Shes being nice with the possibility of being more later maybe after her dude goes into the military. It%26#039;s not the point of you being scared of her boyfriend the point is she told you she has one this means not right now the timing is not right. So just be there for her, keep doing what ya doin and have some patience.
Reply:definitely just being nice.
Reply:sounds like she%26#039;s just flirting
performing arts
What do you think about a guy wearing these?
My last question was about these 2 pair of shoes. Now I have shown them to my friend and now he says he likes both pairs and would like to get some for himself. He has small feet so he can fit them. He don%26#039;t care that they are womens. He is not gay by far(not to disrespect those who are). Here are the links to the shoes. I will show him the responses to this question. We would appreciate your input. He does have feminine looking feet with no hair. Thanks.
http://www.skechers.com/catalog/browse.d...
http://www.famousfootwear.com/product.as...
What do you think about a guy wearing these?
They won%26#039;t look like he thinks they will on his feet. I think he probably must think they are going to be like those shoes guys wear poolside or whatever, but they will not look like guys shoes even though a guy is wearing them.
The scoop (where the top of his foot will show) is a no doubt about it 100% women only style of cut.
On the other hand, if he likes the shoes and doesn%26#039;t care if everyone knows they%26#039;re girls shoes, then he should go for it.
I wouldn%26#039;t think anything of it if I saw a guy wearing those shoes, because I have worn shoes that nobody else liked except me. I say f_ck %26#039;em, my shoes don%26#039;t own me.
Clearly many of the answerers on here would have a problem with those shoes.
But you don%26#039;t have to care what other people think.
Reply:They are women%26#039;s shoes! He would certainly look a bit gay if he wore them! You wouldn%26#039;t catch my husband wearing them!
Reply:umm... i think they would look kind of goofy on a dude. sorry...but those are definitely chick shoes.
Reply:NO - definitely not suitable
These are for girls
Reply:Dude, don%26#039;t get the shoes. I%26#039;m not a homophob in the least, but if I saw any guy wearing those i%26#039;d look at my GF and say, %26quot;What the Fu*k%26quot;, and we%26#039;d probably agree he was gay. It would be like seeing a man walking around in a skirt.... same reaction.
It%26#039;s your decision and you are your own, %26quot;Man%26quot;... But i%26#039;d give up a nut before I started cross dressing.
Best of luck.
Reply:Are you SURE he%26#039;s not a homer sectual?
Reply:am afraid for a guy those shoes inparticular are way too girly for men it would just look so silly for someone who is not gay or a gal. for the girl though those shoes are way cool and look comfy get them for the lady friend she will love you for it and for the male friend in mind i recommend you get some boyish style shoes there are some funky ones there good luck
Reply:Eat what you like BUT wear what poeple like !!!!!!!!
Reply:nice shoes!
for a girl not for a guy though
Reply:I personally wouldn%26#039;t buy them for a male, but if he likes them and would feel comfortable in them then why not!? xx
Reply:both look like ballet shoes to me....get him some DM%26#039;s or Timberlands...bloody fruitcake...lol
Reply:They look like adapted ballet shoes, so unless he%26#039;s really into ballet and thus his mind is already a little warped, then he is clearly gay.
Reply:i%26#039;m sorry but these are the worst unflattering absolutely minging shoes i%26#039;ve ever seen,he%26#039;ll be a laughing stock
Reply:No! what on earth are you and he are thinking of, buying a pair of womens trainers is very bizarre, especially for a boy/man!
You can get loads of styles for men, why choose womens?
Reply:those would look really bad on a guy!
Reply:I don%26#039;t think they%26#039;re right at all for a guy
Reply:he cant wear those! no, no, no!
Reply:They are going to look stupid on a guy unless he plans on becoming a transvestite by wearing only womens clothes and makeup too.
Reply:ok both of you will have to deal with this issue because seriously hes gay and neither of you know it yet
Reply:How about a nice skirt and top to go with them. They have to be the most non male wearing shoe ever.
I hope he can handle himself, I would imagine that he would get bashed wearing those.
Oh!, and what about self respect?.
But what do I know ( I wear Ice Cream)
Reply:It seems your friend has more of a womans character than that of a man. It seems in his upbringing he has not been taught the difference between a womans taste from that of a man.
The fact of the matter we were created differently to meet the desires of the other. You Have work to do toshow him what he is required to do as a man or the way he is supposed to wear.
Talk to him when the time is right and explain to him the difference.
Best of luck.
Reply:I%26#039;d think he%26#039;s pretty comfortable with himself and like to wear shoes that are light and comfortable.
Reply:those are SUPER girly shoes! doesn%26#039;t make him gay for liking them, just means he has bad male fashion/shoe sense...which actually makes him quite the opposite of gay, haha. anyway, the shoes are really cute for a girl! and they look soooo comfy!!!
Reply:im sure that little queer will look ravashing at the butt bangers ball
Reply:i think there ugly
Reply:nice shoes for girls..
Reply:The second ones are the best...certainly not for the male type though.
Reply:They look like slippers. Thats ok, I wore slippers almost everywhere for a year, but he likely would get a lot of weird looks. I sure did.
Reply:quite gay i might say
visual arts
http://www.skechers.com/catalog/browse.d...
http://www.famousfootwear.com/product.as...
What do you think about a guy wearing these?
They won%26#039;t look like he thinks they will on his feet. I think he probably must think they are going to be like those shoes guys wear poolside or whatever, but they will not look like guys shoes even though a guy is wearing them.
The scoop (where the top of his foot will show) is a no doubt about it 100% women only style of cut.
On the other hand, if he likes the shoes and doesn%26#039;t care if everyone knows they%26#039;re girls shoes, then he should go for it.
I wouldn%26#039;t think anything of it if I saw a guy wearing those shoes, because I have worn shoes that nobody else liked except me. I say f_ck %26#039;em, my shoes don%26#039;t own me.
Clearly many of the answerers on here would have a problem with those shoes.
But you don%26#039;t have to care what other people think.
Reply:They are women%26#039;s shoes! He would certainly look a bit gay if he wore them! You wouldn%26#039;t catch my husband wearing them!
Reply:umm... i think they would look kind of goofy on a dude. sorry...but those are definitely chick shoes.
Reply:NO - definitely not suitable
These are for girls
Reply:Dude, don%26#039;t get the shoes. I%26#039;m not a homophob in the least, but if I saw any guy wearing those i%26#039;d look at my GF and say, %26quot;What the Fu*k%26quot;, and we%26#039;d probably agree he was gay. It would be like seeing a man walking around in a skirt.... same reaction.
It%26#039;s your decision and you are your own, %26quot;Man%26quot;... But i%26#039;d give up a nut before I started cross dressing.
Best of luck.
Reply:Are you SURE he%26#039;s not a homer sectual?
Reply:am afraid for a guy those shoes inparticular are way too girly for men it would just look so silly for someone who is not gay or a gal. for the girl though those shoes are way cool and look comfy get them for the lady friend she will love you for it and for the male friend in mind i recommend you get some boyish style shoes there are some funky ones there good luck
Reply:Eat what you like BUT wear what poeple like !!!!!!!!
Reply:nice shoes!
for a girl not for a guy though
Reply:I personally wouldn%26#039;t buy them for a male, but if he likes them and would feel comfortable in them then why not!? xx
Reply:both look like ballet shoes to me....get him some DM%26#039;s or Timberlands...bloody fruitcake...lol
Reply:They look like adapted ballet shoes, so unless he%26#039;s really into ballet and thus his mind is already a little warped, then he is clearly gay.
Reply:i%26#039;m sorry but these are the worst unflattering absolutely minging shoes i%26#039;ve ever seen,he%26#039;ll be a laughing stock
Reply:No! what on earth are you and he are thinking of, buying a pair of womens trainers is very bizarre, especially for a boy/man!
You can get loads of styles for men, why choose womens?
Reply:those would look really bad on a guy!
Reply:I don%26#039;t think they%26#039;re right at all for a guy
Reply:he cant wear those! no, no, no!
Reply:They are going to look stupid on a guy unless he plans on becoming a transvestite by wearing only womens clothes and makeup too.
Reply:ok both of you will have to deal with this issue because seriously hes gay and neither of you know it yet
Reply:How about a nice skirt and top to go with them. They have to be the most non male wearing shoe ever.
I hope he can handle himself, I would imagine that he would get bashed wearing those.
Oh!, and what about self respect?.
But what do I know ( I wear Ice Cream)
Reply:It seems your friend has more of a womans character than that of a man. It seems in his upbringing he has not been taught the difference between a womans taste from that of a man.
The fact of the matter we were created differently to meet the desires of the other. You Have work to do toshow him what he is required to do as a man or the way he is supposed to wear.
Talk to him when the time is right and explain to him the difference.
Best of luck.
Reply:I%26#039;d think he%26#039;s pretty comfortable with himself and like to wear shoes that are light and comfortable.
Reply:those are SUPER girly shoes! doesn%26#039;t make him gay for liking them, just means he has bad male fashion/shoe sense...which actually makes him quite the opposite of gay, haha. anyway, the shoes are really cute for a girl! and they look soooo comfy!!!
Reply:im sure that little queer will look ravashing at the butt bangers ball
Reply:i think there ugly
Reply:nice shoes for girls..
Reply:The second ones are the best...certainly not for the male type though.
Reply:They look like slippers. Thats ok, I wore slippers almost everywhere for a year, but he likely would get a lot of weird looks. I sure did.
Reply:quite gay i might say
visual arts
Wal*Mart jokes are still funny?
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
4. Don%26#039;t bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply %26#039;moving them around%26#039;)
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.
12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, %26quot;Hi. I haven%26#039;t seen
you in so long.%26quot; etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them %26#039;Bob%26#039;, and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, %26quot;Who buys this crap anyway?!%26quot;
15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don%26#039;t actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say %26quot;BEEP%26quot; in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn%26#039;t buy it there say %26quot;The customer is always right dammit!!%26quot; Make a scene.
21. Move %26quot;Caution : Wet Floor%26quot; signs to The parking lot
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.
24. Ask a really fat customer %26quot;Son im gonna need that ham back%26quot;
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
%26quot;I%26#039;m Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave.%26quot;
26. Climb things.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell %26quot;hello%26quot;
upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to %26quot;boobs%26quot;.
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling %26quot;Red Rover.%26quot;
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a %26#039;Shnerple%26#039; looks like to assist them.
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Put your T-Shirt on top of your head and say %26quot;I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I AM A GRINGO!%26quot;
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.
40. Say things like, %26quot;Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies.%26quot;
41. Set up a %26quot;Valet Parking%26quot; sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.
44. %26quot;Re-alphabetize%26quot; the CD%26#039;s using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as %26#039;A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline%26#039;.
47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don%26#039;t get out
much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
51. Start playing Football, see how many people you can get to join in.
52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
53. Play a game of indoor freeze tag.
54. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window %26quot;the British are coming! the British are coming!!%26quot;
55. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes.
56. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saing %26quot;I%26#039;m gonna save us from that bomb!%26quot;
57. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.
58. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section
59. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.
60. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught.
Wal*Mart jokes are still funny?
halarious.. i have done a few of these...
Reply:2 free pts wooow!
Reply:i got that in an email 10 years ago, lol, i guess..
Reply:wut the f*ck?
Reply:I was in the eye doctor%26#039;s office in our local wal-mart the other day, and there was this dude in there getting his glasses fitted....we live in Kentucky and he had this thick (sounded like New Jersey) accent....he was talking to the technician and she ask him if he was allergic to anything, he said:
%26quot;yeah, i%26#039;m allergic to beer%26quot;
%26quot;BEER! no?%26quot; she replys
%26quot;yeah....it makes me break out in black-eyes and handcuffs!%26quot;
Reply:no
Reply:ALIENSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:You seem to have an obsession with Wal Mart.
Reply:Jeez, I forgot....what was the question?
makeup tips
and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
4. Don%26#039;t bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply %26#039;moving them around%26#039;)
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.
12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, %26quot;Hi. I haven%26#039;t seen
you in so long.%26quot; etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them %26#039;Bob%26#039;, and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, %26quot;Who buys this crap anyway?!%26quot;
15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don%26#039;t actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say %26quot;BEEP%26quot; in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn%26#039;t buy it there say %26quot;The customer is always right dammit!!%26quot; Make a scene.
21. Move %26quot;Caution : Wet Floor%26quot; signs to The parking lot
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.
24. Ask a really fat customer %26quot;Son im gonna need that ham back%26quot;
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
%26quot;I%26#039;m Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave.%26quot;
26. Climb things.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell %26quot;hello%26quot;
upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to %26quot;boobs%26quot;.
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling %26quot;Red Rover.%26quot;
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a %26#039;Shnerple%26#039; looks like to assist them.
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Put your T-Shirt on top of your head and say %26quot;I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I AM A GRINGO!%26quot;
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.
40. Say things like, %26quot;Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies.%26quot;
41. Set up a %26quot;Valet Parking%26quot; sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.
44. %26quot;Re-alphabetize%26quot; the CD%26#039;s using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as %26#039;A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline%26#039;.
47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don%26#039;t get out
much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
51. Start playing Football, see how many people you can get to join in.
52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
53. Play a game of indoor freeze tag.
54. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window %26quot;the British are coming! the British are coming!!%26quot;
55. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes.
56. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saing %26quot;I%26#039;m gonna save us from that bomb!%26quot;
57. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.
58. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section
59. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.
60. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught.
Wal*Mart jokes are still funny?
halarious.. i have done a few of these...
Reply:2 free pts wooow!
Reply:i got that in an email 10 years ago, lol, i guess..
Reply:wut the f*ck?
Reply:I was in the eye doctor%26#039;s office in our local wal-mart the other day, and there was this dude in there getting his glasses fitted....we live in Kentucky and he had this thick (sounded like New Jersey) accent....he was talking to the technician and she ask him if he was allergic to anything, he said:
%26quot;yeah, i%26#039;m allergic to beer%26quot;
%26quot;BEER! no?%26quot; she replys
%26quot;yeah....it makes me break out in black-eyes and handcuffs!%26quot;
Reply:no
Reply:ALIENSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:You seem to have an obsession with Wal Mart.
Reply:Jeez, I forgot....what was the question?
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What would you think about these on a guy?
My last question was about these 2 pair of shoes. Now I have shown them to my friend and now he says he likes both pairs and would like to get some for himself. He has small feet so he can fit them. He don%26#039;t care that they are womens. He is not gay by far(not to disrespect those who are). Here are the links to the shoes. I will show him the responses to this question. We would appreciate your input. Thanks.
http://www.skechers.com/catalog/browse.d...
http://www.famousfootwear.com/product.as...
What would you think about these on a guy?
To the question what would you think about these on a guy?
i think he would look funny, but if he likes both i would recommend the second ones, the Adidas Johari, i have a pair and are super cool and easy to combine.
Hope it helps
=)
Reply:I wouldn%26#039;t like them on any guy. They look to feminine. Just not flattering to a guy. Gay or not. Men shoes have come along way...I%26#039;d suggest maybe something from Aldo%26#039;s...they have a nice selection for men.
Reply:cute shoes!!!!! don%26#039;t think they%26#039;d look right on a guy though.
Reply:The second link, Adidas. I think it would look better then the one from Skechers. But my gay friend wore some flats and it didn%26#039;t look too good on him. So, not sure about your friend.
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http://www.skechers.com/catalog/browse.d...
http://www.famousfootwear.com/product.as...
What would you think about these on a guy?
To the question what would you think about these on a guy?
i think he would look funny, but if he likes both i would recommend the second ones, the Adidas Johari, i have a pair and are super cool and easy to combine.
Hope it helps
=)
Reply:I wouldn%26#039;t like them on any guy. They look to feminine. Just not flattering to a guy. Gay or not. Men shoes have come along way...I%26#039;d suggest maybe something from Aldo%26#039;s...they have a nice selection for men.
Reply:cute shoes!!!!! don%26#039;t think they%26#039;d look right on a guy though.
Reply:The second link, Adidas. I think it would look better then the one from Skechers. But my gay friend wore some flats and it didn%26#039;t look too good on him. So, not sure about your friend.
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Random Fun Question #2?
find some shoes from finishline.com that will look good with these jeans (NIKE) i dont care what the price is.
JEANS http://www.abercrombiekids.com/webapp/wc...
Random Fun Question #2?
http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
Reply:http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
they r keds but i think they could work out with those jeans
Reply:http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
x
Reply:http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
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JEANS http://www.abercrombiekids.com/webapp/wc...
Random Fun Question #2?
http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
Reply:http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
they r keds but i think they could work out with those jeans
Reply:http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
x
Reply:http://www.finishline.com/store/catalog/...
like thosee
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Puma Shoes?
I just got a new pair of puma shoes:
(where the black is I have green)
http://www.buckle.com/media/images/produ...
and was wondering? They don%26#039;t look gay do they? Like I don%26#039;t care what people say but it gets annoying. Thanks for the answers.
Puma Shoes?
they dont look gay unless you wear fitted/ripped jeans a polo with a popped collar with them.
hope i helped!
-lena
Reply:it depends on what you wear them with just return them if you don%26#039;t like them
Reply:noo they dont look gay unless you dont kno how to rock them
Reply:i love pumas and the green sounds awsome be different and pumas are not gayyyyyyyy
Reply:pumas are one of the greatest thing that was ever invaded in shoes.
They have some comfortable shoes. In a matter effect I%26#039;m wearing one now. And my legs feels like in haven dude.
Reply:nahh there cute
Reply:They look good don%26#039;t worry about it
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(where the black is I have green)
http://www.buckle.com/media/images/produ...
and was wondering? They don%26#039;t look gay do they? Like I don%26#039;t care what people say but it gets annoying. Thanks for the answers.
Puma Shoes?
they dont look gay unless you wear fitted/ripped jeans a polo with a popped collar with them.
hope i helped!
-lena
Reply:it depends on what you wear them with just return them if you don%26#039;t like them
Reply:noo they dont look gay unless you dont kno how to rock them
Reply:i love pumas and the green sounds awsome be different and pumas are not gayyyyyyyy
Reply:pumas are one of the greatest thing that was ever invaded in shoes.
They have some comfortable shoes. In a matter effect I%26#039;m wearing one now. And my legs feels like in haven dude.
Reply:nahh there cute
Reply:They look good don%26#039;t worry about it
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